What’s the only thing more fun than a disco, right? Right??? #Manchestoh

Seem to be going to Manchester today / But all the trams have been shelved for replacement buses.

Bali Cafe in Metquarter was predictably brilliant, and cheap. It’s almost cliched tbh - get some new ideas guys, sort yourselves out. 10/10.

Don’t know if the wildfire in Wales has calmed down, cause I don’t watch the news if my life depends on it (literally, in the case of wildfires). But Liverpool certainly lost the smell of smoke today, and also looked a lot better for it.

“They’re only the band The Beatles could’ve been! I think I’d have to say, The Best Of Wings.” #AccidentalPartridge @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social

Oh yeah I can do this for you: France are great, Spain are very good, the other two are dugmeat and nobody knows how they got there. #SavedYouAClick

“Just a quick announcement for my fans: I will no longer allow any photos of my cardboard cut-out in the Beatles museum - peace and love, peace and love!” @dankackroyd.bsky.social

ED SULLIVAN SHOW THE GEORGIA TESSIE BEATLES BROWN O'SHEA WHITEHALL - PILLSBURY @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social

“Help keep our city clean”? What is this woke nonsense from those spotty Gen Z kids, uhm, The Beatles? 😡😡😡😡

Jumpscare! At The Beatles Museum. 😬

Not a fan of Travelodge breakfasts. Croissants were hard, bagels were hard, some of the hash browns were basically inedible, pancakes were never restocked. Also every screen was showing #TheBastardNews (everyone loves to watch the news on their holiday breakfasts, right?) Downgrading this to 9/10.

Not a conspiracy theory fan, because obviously, but what’s with the weird white circle here?

Right ok conspiracy theories are 🙄 and it’s probably nothing, yaddah yaddah. But… …how has his finger managed to smudge part of the page, but smudge it white…?

The whole of Liverpool smells like smoke btw. 😵‍💫 I wanted to ask someone, but you can’t just wander up to a local and say “hi why does all of liverpool smell bad?” That’s not cricket. Anyway the receptionists said it’s a wildfire from Wales, which isn’t good news but at least it’s an explanation.

My wife found a big(ish) indoor food markets on Renshaw Street with every type of Asian food under the sun, and after that drive I needed it.

Was hoping to climb one or two Wainwrights, after my bizarre Lake District trip last year. But ran out of time, so instead here are three annoyingly mundane Lake District pics.

Current outlook. #Liverpool

hi lindsey graham do you want picking up in the morning pal #SackedInTheMorning #DeadInTheMorning

Anyway, France are winning this tournament but I’ll probably be switching to an Argentinian flag in the morning. (Just to show I’m not a stick in the mud though, I’m actually spending the next four days in Ingurlund. Anti-English? Me? How can I be against half of me?)

Tuchel is greeted by chief stalker Gabriel Clarke, gets offended by every question, says they were rubbish and has a long argument about the meaning of the word “mentality”. Great, that’s cleared everything up then! #NORENG #WorldCup2026

“Big Dan is coming - he’s stripped and ready for action.” #Beuuuuugh #NORENG #WorldCup

Haaland off.

Spence joins the cheating party and throws a leg in the way to win a penalty. Our Lord and Saviour Christina Unkel confirms it’s a ref error and VAR overturns. Dixon disagrees (lol). Matterhorn sarcastically says, “Just what the nation was wanting to hear!” #NORENG #WorldCup2026

Scant consolation for this mugging (can 1-1 be a mugging?) but at least Bluesky is finally a sports app. #NORENG #WorldCup2026

After cheating for their equaliser, England are bailed out by “VAR” and a brand new technicality of the rules on corner shoving. They’re being run ragged here, and it’s still 1-1, because of course.

But they get punished two minutes later. Christina Unkel (who is basically a deity by this stage) confirms no foul. Dixon moans that it was actually a mishit cross, even though that’s not the rules. #NORENG 🇳🇴 #WorldCup2026

Hydration Break. #NORENG 🇳🇴 #WorldCup

You: “Right, be respectful to your neighbours tonight. You share a border with them!” Me: “Yep, a whole sea border.” #NORENG 🇳🇴 #WorldCup2026

Me examining a new follower:

Huh? I had to put after the 1st set, I thought this was just a squash match? (in the wrestling sense, not the squash sense.) #Wimbledon