Craig Smith
@craigmsmith
a grumpy melange of personality defects who gets paid to make people's writing better; or, failing that, to not make it appreciably worse.
A wealthy man brings together expert advisors to assess a project's viability.
A definite early contender, but the equivalent of this person is always round the next corner
A two act play demonstrating my growing sense of how things are going to go between now and July 13.
"Hello, Graham Platner Election Headquarters. He's not in to take your call right now, but feel free to leave a message"
Pictured: Two of the people I most love in the world (I received this today as a gift from former department members)
What is it with rich fascists thinking that a sword hides what loser doofuses they are?
This is the only correct position. Hell, it's even Dr. Alan Grant's favourite.
The prophet of social media discourse always has a tweet ready for guys like Jack
In his defense, he already pre-wrought a regime change earlier in 2025
I mean this is the alternative we face if Wright doesn't do something soon!
Wait: it's more expensive to mine, it's got a track record of getting workers killed, and it's a far worse pollutant?
Buzz Aldrin? Buzz Lightyear? I feel like Buzz is in there somewhere....
In their defense, their second-in-command has got a case of the sads.