Cranky Old Man 🏴 🇪🇦
@crankyoldman
I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!
Look, look! The Orange Enema Bag is falling asleep in the stands!
A week filled with court challenges, tariffs, and ass clown cabinet members!
If you are going to be at the Super Bowl in person, be sure to give the Orange Emperor a proper welcome.
As I look at the Wolf Moon out the window, I can hear Nancy Mace howling in the distance.
Jeff (Skippy) Bezos claims everything is better than it was 50 years ago. Points to breast augmentation as an example.
Today, I turned to Eric Hofer for inspiration. It's not bad for a longshoreman with no advanced education!
I knew at this very moment that Trump had no soul. If you supported him after this, then you have no soul! I pray for you.
Winter moon glowing through the great room window tonight!