James Hutchinson (@crashlander) · DIRTY

James Hutchinson

@crashlander

I make cartoons for a living. Creative Director and Showrunner at Digital Smiles. George Lucas simp. Repped by Kailey Marsh.

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James Hutchinson@crashlander· 5d

iOS auto captions your videos now and I’m like what

Video of my cat wearing a party hat with auto-generated captions that read “Hello, bitch, you are the cutest person in the world, so you love the cutest thing.” Which, let me tell you, was not what my kid was saying.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 7d

And look 🫪 if you tilt your phone horizontally you get different layout. It doesn’t make it funnier but it is neat.

Crashlander.com in vertical orientation showing cartoon panels stacked vertically.

Crashlander.com in horizontal orientation showing cartoon panels arranged horizontally.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 7d

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 7d

Patrick Bateman going "Oooh"

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 9d

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 10d

And this is her kid! #fact

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 11d

Currently drinking #cancheck

A can of beer called Smog Czech.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 11d

Toys!

Photo of six carded Star Wars Retro Collection figures with three De La Soul Super7 figures mixed in.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 15d

Me to The Odyssey:

Huey Lewis in Back to the Future saying "I'm afraid you're just too darn loud".

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 25d

Me watching the second half

Sam Neill in Event Horizon after he gouged his eyes out.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 28d

Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight

Verge headline that say "Don't blame the explosive diarrhea parasite on Taco Bell"

James Hutchinson@crashlander· 28d

Me watching it

Agent Smith saying "It is inevitable."

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jul 14

Friendship ended meme replaced with George Lucas and Christopher Nolan with the text "Friendship ended with George. Now Chris is my best friend."

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jul 1

Watch as I struggle to draw a comic. More at crashlander.com and follow along here: bsky.app/profile/cras...

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jun 27

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jun 22

Me buying a Steam machine.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jun 22

No. 10 needs a trap door. You could go through PMs even faster that way.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jun 22

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jun 20

Iconic

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James Hutchinson@crashlander· Jun 1

Krark Prince of Darkness

Michael Fassbender saying “Perfection”.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· May 27

James Hutchinson@crashlander· May 12

Roddy Piper pile-driving Keith David into the ground in a still from the movie They Live.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· May 11

Old Luke Skywalker and Ghost Yoda with the caption “The sacred texts!”

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James Hutchinson@crashlander· Apr 15

Well bob28 is not happy about this

Website review of Hunt's tomato paste

Not good
bob28
7 months ago
The tomato paste come half of the can why it is always like that. Just like the whi e seller the bottle looks full but the bottom of the buttle has hill almost to the half of the bottle. Which your's the opposite it has a hole in the middle which means the can is not full but I'm paying of the full can price.
No, I do not recommend this product.

James Hutchinson@crashlander· Apr 15

Literally makes no sense and I regret posting it

Godzilla with the text “It's my dream to stomp around New York like you did in Ghostbusters II” and the Statue of Liberty with the text “Always has been”