Sure things are quite literally either on fire or underwater but gotta ship more plastic across the ocean that someone at a convention will buy and then throw away after it breaks in six months

POV the glass panel he is trying to phase through telepathically

Debuting a new comic for SPX! Please enjoy here for free; physical copies will be for sale at the expo ✨

I am going to make a mask that is so un-see-outable

Photo of a man absolutely terrified of his own poopie (known beardie behavior) (he lived. somehow)

Lizard for your enjoyment

NEWEST MEMBER OF DA FAMILY: Meet Lancelot!! He's still settling in. We can't wait to get to know him!!

Proof of life (threat)

Face of a person who fell on top of their bag of groceries while trying to charm and woo a loose chihuahua wearing a chain necklace who wanted me dead

MISS TWINKLE IS BLOOMING!!

YALL HELP!!! I found this in an old photo, it's clearly my plant I used to have, but I DONT REMEMBER HER OR WHAT SHE IS CALLED. Any help with ID??

Micro orchidarium, Pleurothallis-specific :-)

Currently losing my mind over the baby slow loris at the Bronx zoo

Crow shenanigans

Pre blizzard meal of cornbread pancakes (not hoecakes before anyone comes for me) with molasses. Coffee. I will be surviving this the way my ancient ass family did

SQUEALING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP OVER THESE TEENIEST TINIEST ORCHID BLOOMS

Here is a video of them going ape shitte

I had a dream about falling into a bush in a foggy field, and in it lived a massive red rattlesnake; I dreamed that she both bit me and spared me at the same time

Got made up for date night but the nice restaurant lost power so here's a thirst trap while we pivot to delivery pizza

I'd visit any state tbh but purple are where friends/bucket list places are!!

Raskin's line was VM only this morning so let's hope it's because it's getting a lot of traffic. Alsobrooks has people available to take statements live. Van Hollen I'm less concerned about, but left a message anyway. Took me less than ten minutes. Here's the script I used.

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My wife got me an ibrik and I am determined to do right by it

Let's go baybee let's raise some dead