Chance Shirley

@crewless

Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again).

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Chance Shirley@crewless· 26d

Got a shot of the projectionist setting up the 70mm projector yesterday for *The Odyssey*. Pretty cool!

Photo of the cinema projection booth from the back row of the cinema. In the booth, a projectionist is running 70mm film into the a film projector.

Chance Shirley@crewless· 27d

My stupid Mac’s stupid crash recovery screen

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jul 14

BREAKING: Emma found a box.

Calico cat in a cardboard box under a table

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jul 4

Pooping/exploding unicorn is the only appropriate firework for July 4, 2026.

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jul 4

Happy Fourth, y’all.

Shot from Independence Day movie with Statue of Liberty lying flat with a flying saucer overhead

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jul 3

Isn’t this how *Independence Day* starts?

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jun 22

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jun 18

Fútbol! In Atlanta!

Photo from the cheap seats of players on a soccer field

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jun 12

A fun thing about recording drums with MIDI is you can easily add all kinds of random percussion instruments, like shakers, tambourines, congas, timbales, and guiros.

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jun 9

Ha ha ha. Good times.

HIDE AND CREEP
A movie about zombies and other threats to national security.

Done with the Futurama title generator

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jun 6

Inspired by @drewsky.app , I now have Outlook mail working in the Nmail terminal app. Bwa ha ha ha.

Screenshot of an open email from the Onion in a Mac terminal email app called Nmail

Chance Shirley@crewless· Jun 3

TV screen showing white text on a blue background. Text reads: ‘This film is presented in the "letterbox" format. The black bars at the top and bottom of the screen are normal.’

Chance Shirley@crewless· May 19

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

The supercar from the movie Black Moon Rising

Chance Shirley@crewless· May 15

Today’s weird but effective Balatro joker combo.

A set of jokers in the game Balatro. There’s a Hanging Chad, a foil Egg, a Swashbuckler, and two Triboulet jokers. Both Triboulets are polychrome.

Chance Shirley@crewless· May 14

When bsky doesn’t like my posts

Chance Shirley@crewless· May 11

share a horror movie that isn't talked about enough

Chance Shirley@crewless· May 10

Happy Mother’s Day, y’all.

Shot from Aliens where Ripley first gets in the power lifter. It is captioned CHEKHOV'S EXOSKELETON.

Chance Shirley@crewless· May 8

News is awful Post Godzilla

Godzilla and Godzookie from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon. Godzilla is holding a large boat

Chance Shirley@crewless· Apr 27

Looking at release anniversaries for my films and feeling a little old tbh.

1. Hide and Creep (2004) - 25th Anniversary in 2029
2. Interplanetary (2008) - 20th Anniversary in 2028
3. For a Few Zombies More (2015) - 15th Anniversary in 2030

Chance Shirley@crewless· Apr 18

Backstage at an outdoor rock show.

Drum kit and random gear on the grass behind a small outdoor stage.

Chance Shirley@crewless· Apr 17

I was pleasantly surprised to find this obscure 1970s sci-fi movie on 4K. Viva indie disc distributors!

Chance Shirley@crewless· Apr 17

Y’ALL.

A big bag of Dot’s Snack Mix. It has pretzels, corn chex, rye chips, and cheese crackers. It’s real good.

Chance Shirley@crewless· Apr 11

I have been seeing some variation of this error message for 20+ years. And, y’all, I am so fucking sick of it. A program “MAY” be using a disk? Really?!?!? You’re a fucking computer, you should know for sure!