This is not even college freshmen level web development work. This is "I'm 14 and figured out how html syntax works through trial and error" level work. This is embarrassingly bad wow.

Found this buried in some heavily downvoted comments. Points for trying there, SSPX-trolling popesplainer. Thanks for following along! I hope you enjoyed these weirdo tradcath meme spaces as much as me and my broken brain did! 🧵20/20

John Birch Society has poisoned far right discourse to the point where they're mad that they can't consecrate new bishops but the goddamned communists can. 🧵19/20

Red Alert: The pope has recognized Pachamama! I repeat: The pope has recognized Pachamama! 🧵18/20

It cannot be understated how much these weirdos hate women. So many of their posts and memes amount to "There is a woman therefore your argument is invalid" 🧵17/20

This is probably my second favorite post after Wallet Benedict. "Oh you think we're protestants, eh? Well according to my memes, you know who's the real goddamned protestant? The fucking pope of the catholic church, that's who!" 🧵16/20

SSPX bros still mad you can do mass in a language where people understand what you're saying. Goddamnit it should be transcendent! We lost all the transcendence when people started understanding shit and facing the laity. They should be speaking ancient languages and facing away you HERETICS 🧵15/20

Simpsons memes are extremely flexible. Even tradcath fascists love simpsons memes. 🧵14/20

Something about "We must protect our sacred vessels!" with 50 upvotes and zero comments just tickled me. 🧵13/20

The love AI slop as much or more as they hate the gays. These guys HATE that they got excommunicated but everybody remaining in the catholic church is gay now. Judging by the SSPX memes, literally every catholic is gay. 🧵12/20

This is actually not a meme but a screenshot I took from a pro-SSPX documentary that was being posted and I took this screenshot to share because I think we're going to have to agree to disagree there buddy. 🧵11/20

Please know that this post made many of the SSPX buttheads angry. This is from 4 days ago. The SSPX space is being invaded as we speak by popesplaining trolls! The war of heaven rages on! 🧵10/20

It's not a niche meme space without trolls coming in to post attack memes under the false guise of "how do I respond to this?". You must post your spicy memes about submitting to the pope in enemy territory or you don't get to go to heaven that's just the gospel man I dunno what to tell ya. 🧵9/20

This one's fun because there was a brief moment where "American Pope Elected" was interpreted as a great sign for MAGA weirdos who thought American Pope was going to be a hero. I really enjoyed that top comment 1 year later. Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm music. 🧵8/20

This is my favorite post. What an absolute banger of a post! You just don't get this anywhere else but places like online spaces for catholic fascist weirdos. It's like Tommy Wiseau and The Room. The earnestness in the attempt is what makes it special. Sharknado shitposts are not the same. 🧵7/20

I find it interesting and funny how the SSPX bros are butthurt about conservative "religious displays in state buildings" political propaganda because my evangelical-ass family is also incensed by this and they would hate each other's displays. Almost like it should be a neutral ground. 🧵6/20

Cringeworthy photoshops portraying themselves as the LOTR fellowship? Check. Tolkien is actually required in tradcath meme spaces. 🧵5/20

Low effort memes made in Microsoft Paint featuring entirely in-group lingo? You bet! 🧵4/20

They love AI slop. My GOD do they love AI slop. 🧵3/20

Please enjoy "popesplainers" 🧵2/20

It's sorted by race which is very handy when you want to do a targeted hate crime but you're not sure against who until you're in the moment. Of course keep a bookmark at page 125 because the Italians are sure to be repeat customers.

Season 6 of Big Brother wishes you all a happy pride month.

That's very interesting! Being in Michigan, I have some personal theories on why that is. I should add that our local guy is an explicit fascist white nationalist too. Zach Sweers aka "Anxiety War." He carries to community events. A real, genuine threat to the community.

My fundamentalist upbringing pop quiz! (from 1993) The new movie Jurassic Park portrays dinosaurs, which Christians know are actually dragons. Why do kids like dinosaurs and this evolutionist movie suddenly attracting record-breaking audiences? The answer is: - Witches Thanks for playing!

My fundamentalist upbringing pop quiz! (from 1992) Some filthy heretics are making an effort to use names referring to God in less gendered terms. What are the top 3 reasons they are doing that? The answers are: 1) Feminism 2) The Civil Rights Movement 3) Environmentalism Thanks for playing!

The purpose of Bluesky is to spread the knowledge that in 1997 Karl Urban played Cupid on an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess.

If you get into a theological argument about the existence of God, remember that any conception of God must account for these things existing, which checkmates the concept of a God that's all love. Bush's Rocket Pop Baked Beans™ only exist because they are manifested by a deity capable of hate.

But the nefarious Jews, they have a separate parallel food supply for themselves in order to not partake of the evil chemicals they are injecting into the goyim slop – they call it “Kosher”. It has fewer ingredients and thus is not food that exerts Jewish mind control. (🧵3/7)

The Jewish cabal who run the world, you see, they are poisoning the food supply for their evil Jewish purposes, feeding us non-Jewish goyim our goyslop in order to dumb down and fatten up the white man who might oppose them (the bad guys). (🧵2/7)