Lexa (he/him)
@criminallyvu1gar
Go Bills. I tweet about women's hockey, sex, porn, BDSM, LGBTQ stuff, and many other things. Not straight. 39 Also an author, work at link:
Jolly stays on the long lead here except for one area where I have really good visibility because he's a little excitable around horses and bikes
People's reactions to Honey always amuse me. They're like I don't know about this coyote looking dog and then we pass them on the trail and she just completely ignores everyone. And yes off leash is allowed at this area
I got these nightcaps because I wear a hat to bed after I buzz my head and I was going for Scrooge but couldn't turn down a red one, which is more piratey but that's cool too
#miserable the wrap says "Do not cut" because his ear is folded over towards the middle and the vet will probably want to rewrap it tomorrow.
Let's check in on the chat that is on every streaming site for some reason...oh jesus fucking christ.
Nudie Film Reviews: Pets (1974) alexanderbauerauthor.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/n...
My hattrick team's philosophy is that defense is for cowards. Also this means I clinched not auto-relegating! Woohoo!
Anyway, here's my flag color coded world cup spreadsheet. #whenyouseeit
Sure, we all know England is going to win the World Cup, but who has the best flag? alexanderbauerauthor.wordpress.com/2026/06/11/t...
Squirrel will destroy my house to get cakes is a pretty funny next door post
I think this guy who posted in earnest about Jaxson dart setting a jersey sales record, a joke from a satirical Twitter account, is doing a bit but if not Jesus Christ
If you haven't meet me irl my personality is basically the average of Lisbeth and Claudia