Wayne Harper

@crimmas

READING/STRUMMING/WORKING/VIBING/drawing???? he/him AI imagery gets blocked, sorry

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Wayne Harper@crimmas· 2h

That looks almost exactly like this one face from The Disappearing Classroom

A page from the Disappearing Classroom vol 2 where the girl that ate some random mushroom looks crazy and jumps at people

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Wayne Harper@crimmas· Jul 5

Okay this is a huge bummer bc here’s why I liked that tweet: “this has been discussed extensively you’re just 21” shouldn’t be a dunk, it should be reassurance. Like it’s cool these things take time but we act like you should know everything by 30, and it dumps a lot of problems on younger people.

Tumblr thread: “estro-boi Jul 2
ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

my dipshit six year old: if the earth is round how come we don't fall off??
me: lol we learned that in science class 20 years ago
prick
infinite strangers online: okay this is an all time dunk”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Jun 14

DAMMIT SHIT I MISSED IT BY EIGHT MILES

Wayne Harper@crimmas· May 13

Bro every day is wacky wednesday

Wayne Harper@crimmas· May 13

Three men sit at a table. The one in the middle, a businessman with a plate full of cookies, leans over towards a white construction worker with a plate and one cookie. He points at the third, a dark-skinned man with no plate or cookie, and says to the construction worker “mate, that foreigner wants to steal your cookie”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· May 6

Miyamoto opening his jacket to show a Starfox shirt, his subtitles say “…Star Fox.” but Youtube’s automated closed captioning says “Starbucks.”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Apr 15

Hey how much money did Netgear give to the Trump administration

Screenshot of an email from Netgear claiming they’ve been given conditional approval to continue making routers despite the FCC ban on foreign-made routers

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Apr 12

Not having Sekiro in here pains me but Doom II ain’t goin nowhere

Favorite Game: Elden Ring
Best Story: Cyberpunk 2077
Favorite Art Style: SMT V: Vengeance
Biggest Personal Impact: Final Fantasy 8
Best Combat: Doom II
Problematic Fave: Last of Us 2
Underrated: SMT Strange Journey
Hidden Gem: Twisted Metal HEAD-ON: Extra Twisted Edition (PS2)
Needs a Remake: Panzer Dragoon Saga
Criminally Overlooked: Panzer Dragoon Orta
Favorite Protagonist: Final Fantasy 7
Favorite Antagonist: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando
Best Soundtrack: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
Best Multiplayer: Super Smash Bros Melee
Not My Usual Thing, But: Power Wash Simulator
Turn My Brain Off: Gunpey EX
Best with Friends: Dark Souls III
Best Retro Game: Final Fantasy III
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Crash Bandicoot
Game Everyone Should Play: Dark Souls

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Mar 30

Excerpt from “Death of the Liberal Class” by Chris Hedges, quoting Doug McGill: I had never bellied up to the challenges to whether I wanted to serve power in this way. There were points during my ten years at the Times when I was writing about government. Power can be construed directly in those articles, but primarily I was a culture reporter for a long time, a metro reporter and then a business reporter. I was basically always a pawn in the big game. I had never thought through whether I was using the skills I had amassed for the best possible moral outcome. I knew people at the Times who literally got sick every time they walked through those revolving doors. I got that way.
And I didn't know what was hitting me. I felt physically ill. It was my conscience. It was strong enough that I knew I needed to escape.
When you work at the New York Times, it is like working at the White House. Nobody should have that power permanently. They should have it for a while and drop it. It is not the real world in there. I was getting too used to having mayors and governors and CEOs call me up, as if I were a friend, and pay for my dinners and give me their press releases and have me describe them in glowing terms. And this happened over and over. I wrote critical pieces. The former chairman of Christie's [auction house] lost his job because of me. The former head of the New York City Historical Society lost his job because of me and my reporting of how he squandered the endowment and let priceless treasures at the museum get rained on and destroyed. I did my bit. I did the investigative part. But overall, the New York Times is an entrenched source of power and does not serve those who are the neediest in society well or at all. When you have that amount of power, you need to spend a lot more time thinking about people who really need help.

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Nov 13

Glitchy Dark Souls

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Oct 22

Obligatory crop (it’s funnier to me in the screenshot lol)

Painting of a man with a long, narrow sword in front of a green mountain background. The man is purple and has faces growing out of his neck because why not

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Oct 22

Every now and then I find an excuse to dust off the drawing hand and this time it’s a @memoriamatters.bsky.social birthday coloring page. Also I made him a hivemind goo monster

Image of a gaming stream with facecam and most of the screen is taken up by a coloring book page that’s been painted over, or defaced, depending on your perspective

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 23

Lookin like Norm with the experimental brownie rashes from Dirty Work

Norm Macdonald with comically inflamed skin

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 22

Friend sent me this photo of the original PS4 still in its display case in my hometown walmart, like Lenin’s Tomb

An original PS4 currently on display at a walmart, with some PS5 ads visible

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 21

Plankton from spongebob absolutely screaming in agony

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 21

Omg she looks just like my rescue cat 😭 I kept her original name of respect for her previous owner but I offer you her nickname: Dusty (bc she’s gray and produces dust bunnies everywhere)

An adult cat that (imo) looks like a 6 year old version of the foster kitten

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 18

😃

Highlighted text on a page that reads: “Object relations theory has this explanation for how the experience of acute shame can move quickly to aggression: In the split second of feeling shame, a moment so fleeting it doesn't stick in memory, the shamed self vanishes, and the shame-prone person identifies instead with an internal shaming other, turning that bullying energy not against self but against an external target of contempt and disgust.”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 18

Reading and this seems relevant. From “Trauma and Recovery” by Judith Lewis Herman (the book that gave a name to C-PTSD):

Photo of a page with the following highlighted text: “The survivor who undertakes public action also needs to come to terms with the fact that not every battle will be won. Her particular battle becomes part of a larger, ongoing struggle to impose the rule of law on the arbitrary tyranny of the strong. This sense of participation is sometimes all that she has to sustain her. The sense of alliance with others who support her and believe in her cause can console her even in defeat.”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 14

In “On Writing” he made it pretty clear.

Photo of a page from Orwell’s “On Writing” with the following passage highlighted: “Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, /against/ totalitarianism and /for/ democratic Socialism, as I understand it.”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 14

A decrepit old sign that says “ELF STORAGE” because the S in Self fell off

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 13

Worse

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 13

Classic @dril tweet screenshot: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 12

This was second in trending under Kirk’s assassination the other day (haven’t looked since)

Charlie Kirk Dodges Shooting at Utah Valley University
Amid Birthday Memes
Last updated 28 minutes ago
On September 10, 2025, conservative activist
Charlie Kirk narrowly escaped an apparent assassination attempt during a speaking event at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah. A suspect was arrested after opening fire near the venue, with no injuries reported, amid a campus lockdown and ongoing investigations into the motive. Coincidentally, the incident overlapped with YouTuber Ischlatt's 26th birthday, sparking a wave of ironic social media memes and speculation, though authorities confirmed no connection.
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Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 10

How tf did you people let me miss this man saying “I NEVER WROTE A PICTURE IN MY LIFE”

Screenshot of a Politifact instagram post with text that says “In July, Trump denied writing the letter, called it a ‘fake thing’ and said ‘I never wrote a picture in my life.’ Trump then sued the Wall Street Journal and its owners for libel describing the letter as ‘nonexistent’”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 6

Even with the British flavor to the dialogue this is the most American image I know of

Three men are at a table. A dark-skinned man rests his chin on his fist, the only person of the three without a plate. Across from him a light-skinned construction worker has a plate and a cookie. Between them is an older light-skinned man in a business suit and a plate spilling over with a mountain of cookies. He is pointing to the dark-skinned man and saying to the construction worker “careful mate… that foreigner wants your cookie!”

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 2

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 1

Keepin that thang on me this week just in case

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Sep 1

Left: Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny looking displeased
Right: Crunchy low-res Trump looking equally displeased

Wayne Harper@crimmas· Aug 26

mediocre satan