I'm too macho to know how to properly use phone 😭

Why aren't the mainstream media covering this?

They've gone and force -femmed Mr Donut.

The sales success of 'Assassin's creed: Black Flag: Resynced' is primarily based in the fact you spend most of the game burning and blowing up the union jack.

Frantically trying to pin the fact that tendies are now a luxury item for most Americans on the Communist Nazis.

Id be mad too if the world saw my buddies getting owned by a bunch of farmers with sharp sticks.

Honestly incredible that my missus agreed to go out with my short ass.

Found some old ass pictures from the bush era

Nation of fucking nerds and cowards I swear man

110 years on from the Easter rising and the fight lives on in our hearts/elsewhere

Life imitates art

You puke on the bed you get taken for a nice riverside walk, sorry, I don't make the rules

When the potential witness sneezes so hit them with the INT-J stare

Man what the fuck are we even doing anymore?

And you know, there is something we need to do as soon as possible

Malibu cops slamming this down on the table to let him make his one phone call

I'm sorry, there'll be no trans visibility day. I'll tell the children.

Was his ass double too

Would a blight on the world's people be able to produce something like *this*

In to get a tooth yanked after 48 hours of profound horror and hitting up google for some valuable answers

I read all this guys stuff when I was the same age, my folks looked at this cover and thought, 'Fuck it' Anyway, don't let your kids read YA, let them read stuff they'll feel like the shouldnt be allowed to