communism is just a red herring
@cristinagargoyl
PATRIOT. Plant Whisperer. I curse. Bucket List: to play with baby elephants & to choreograph a ballet to The Scorpions' Still Loving You. NEW JERSEY STRONG. #NJ #gardening #GenX
Yep, fungii! I have 2 fungii x pubicalyx, they have longer leaves and a striking silver variegation. They recently bloomed and omg, the scent! 🩷
NGL, he looks like shit. His eyes are so swollen they look like Melania's, and what is up with his chin. He's jacked up on something too (and we know he doesn't drink coffee). This is not a healthy person. He looks sick.
Google Messages also floods your screen with stupid cartoons when you say certain things; my and my friend experimented today:
Clown shoes and a shitty, wrinked, baggy untailored suit off the rack from JC Penney. The "Secretary of State." Anthony Blinken wouldn't be caught dead looking like that. Blinken was a smooth suave motherf*cker.
Breaking up my obsessive search for mom's perfect yet affordable urn with WHY oh whyyyyy do I have 26 notifications what, WHAT NOW
A friend is at the Bruce Springsteen show right now and holy smokes, it sounds INSANE. The music is SPECTACULAR! Of course, all the mouth-breathing magats are freaking out bc they are uncultured musically-ignorant hyperpartisan degenerates who hate America.
There's some serious astroturfing fuckery about regarding Delaney Hall and @mikiesherrill.bsky.social Families with loved ones inside have real concerns. The NJ governor has concerns, made a deal and got fucked over. I'm seeing out of state accts calling for a recall, 5 months into her term. FO.
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Exceptional IG post (scroll through all the slides), and I didn't even THINK about THIS of fuck oh shit FUUUUUCK we're so doomed #FIFA www.instagram.com/p/DYtCs7AG-6...
Stevie Wonder has never seen AI slop and can probably hear the musical version from the 1st half a NOTE.
You should make me your 1000th follower @lolennui.bsky.social for funsies. I've had a bad, bad day.
We need to discuss a serious issue. It's uncomfortable. The issue is "hot breath." Do you know what hot breath is? You've certainly smelled it. It smells like rotten meat/food stuck in teeth, and that's exactly what it is. A lot of men have it, but also some women. PLEASE FLOSS, PEOPLE.
As much as I hate to say it, AMAZING piece Chait. Layman's Terms to Democracy and freedom of speech.
Saw this Facebook reel the other day and thought, "Who does that guy remind me of...?" Any guesses?