"I'll take some ketamine and make an announcement. That should help."

"Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer" Question answered.

We need to be having serious discussions...

"Give up your information to us and 139 of our friends, or pay us €5/month" That's a hard no.

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Is ANYONE who's EVER been to a grocery store or mall supposed to believe that prices have gone DOWN?? #MarketManipulation

I talked to my good friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. He assured me he's fine.

These stories always remind me of this:

This account attempting to trash Kat Abughazaleh as an elitist for eating at f'cking Culver's

Almost like the ratings companies are in on it. Anyone remember 2001 or 2008?

NEVER.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

💀 Skilling & Lay were rookies

Arming your opposition's civilian population to the teeth before putting boots on the ground. Brilliant military strategy, sir. George Custer would be proud🫡

Yeah... It's a real puzzler. What could this company's intentions possibly be?

"Mass cancelled" Maga ass post.

When you invite treachery and violence into your world, don't look for sympathy when you get treachery and violence.

Yeah. I definitely made it on someone's list. lol

Can you see if any of this stuff is in there?

A quick scroll through the posts and comments of this account will tell you exactly what shit list to put it on.

Kitties and chaos? I like it.

This @bsky.app in-app translate feature is, well... kinda crap.

This is the @bsky.app in-app "translate" feature French → English. 😬

It's fine. It's all just fine. Nothing to be concerned about.

"Sucker born every minute"

I'm good with this: galvanic adj. gal-ˈva-nik 1a: of, relating to, or producing a direct current of electricity 2a: having an electric effect : intensely exciting b: produced as if by an electric shock * had a galvanic effect on the audience

I got an ankle monitor disguised as a power tool for xmas.

What could be healthier than 330 million Americans losing 409 pounds each.