Christopher Monks
@crmonks
Editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Dominator of waiting rooms. Fragile fan of the Dolphins, Sixers, and Red Sox.
Hold off for 30 seconds, guys. Last thing we need is for Trump and his underlings to feel humiliated.
Sharp satire here; it pretty much sums up the lazy and disingenuous op-ed industrial complex. That said, I am on vacation and can't be bothered. Thanks for the look, but afraid it's a pass.
Excellent Hinkie take from @dannychau.bsky.social. #Sixers www.theringer.com/2026/07/28/n...
Yes, Dorothy Fran Ephron, it is super odd. Anyway, #WelcomeToTheJerkFolder
🦅 🇺🇸 🎶 … And I’m proud to be an American, because at least I know I’m free… to be fried by a bolt lightning… 🎶 🇺🇸 🦅
Wouldn’t say we’re totally dominating Mabel’s vet’s waiting room right now, it’s more like we’re enduring.
It's almost as if they were purposely trying to break every single one of our submission guidelines.
(That chair is a toilet, and he pushes the big red button to let everyone know that he is pooping.)
Sort of love that my local news station used a clip of Trump doing his stupid dance when they reported on how the airport near his tacky resort in Florida will be renamed in his honor. They also mentioned, with eyes rolled, how it will cost over $5 million to do this.
There needs to be a grain-of-salt emoji for every breaking news headline that begins "Trump Says..."
How many glass doors at the Poodle Room do you think he’s walked into?
Not saying that Meta has completely abandoned its publishing schedule planner, but...