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dirt@croc-crocuta· Jul 2

once again i have signed up for every fest i can get my greedy little mitts on so here's the closest we're getting to a wip wednesday for the foreseeable future

A playlist.
Dry Spell by Kacey Musgraves
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings by Caroline Polachek
Wannabeher by MUNA
Hit 'Em by MEOVV
PAIN by King Princess
Cool for the Summer by Demi Lovato

dirt@croc-crocuta· Jun 27

Excellent day for Me

YouTube feed featuring PUP's "If This Is It" visualizer, the music video for Carly Rae Jepsen's "On Wires," and the music video for "Bad" by Ateez

dirt@croc-crocuta· May 2

"maybe this will fix me" i say, the most delusional i've ever been

Knot now, i'm busy with slickfest! Slickfest 3 prompt confirmation

dirt@croc-crocuta· Feb 19

- i put my hand in fire - ⚔️/🦌 E 4.3k canon universe, huddling for warmth, mirror sex for the dude kisser fest "Can I sleep with you?" Joshua makes a startled noise. "I mean, can we combine futons?" Seokmin says, hurriedly. ao3.org/works/79148931

a darkened gym, Seventeen's DK and Joshua, a snow-covered tree, and a blanket all over a picture of falling snow

dirt@croc-crocuta· Feb 14

- sweet love bomb - 🍞/🐰 T 3.3k hanahaki disease, not actually unrequited love, love confessions Hayoung knows she's sensitive. That's what it preys on - sensitivity. ao3.org/works/77699726

dirt@croc-crocuta· Feb 7

fighting my way through the citadel of the autarch when this fucking carat appears out of nowhere-

A page from a book including the phrase, in quotes, "Glory to the group of Seventeen."

dirt@croc-crocuta· Jan 30

today I am thankful for this section title from The Women's Decameron

The fourth day, which is devoted to Bitches

dirt@croc-crocuta· Jan 30

wip wfriday - last night i woke up twice because of nightmares and once because my dog is evil and at some point in that haze wrote this as something to add to my next-due wip

dirt@croc-crocuta· Jan 1

discovering many things about my last year of reading

The StoryGraph Wrap-Up 2025
First: Women's Hotel by Daniel M. Lavery
Last: Reprieve by James Han Mattson
Longest: Native Nations by Kathleen DuVal
Shortest: Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides by Chuck Tingle
Books: 55
Pages: 16,823
Top Genres: Science Fiction (15), Horror (15), LGBTQIA+ (14), Fantasy (10), Literary (6)
Top Authors: William Gibson, Chuck Tingle
5 Star Reads: Burning Chrome by William Gibson, Dayspring by Anthony Oliveira, A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M Miller Jr.
Avg. Rating: 3.82 stars

A reading mood map from StoryGraph where the year starts in a bright green for January and steadily falls to a deep brown in December

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 31

admittedly I haven't seen any of these but I feel like is setting people up for failure

Similar Films
Cannibal
Saltburn
Terrifier 3
Ravenous

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 28

dont go where i can't follow...

roxashighwind
okay im doing it im watching heated rivalry
oh i love them already oh no

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 9

it looks like I need to become the aesthetic blog i want to see in the world but until that time love is real

Hockey players Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey celebrating together on the ice

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 4

i need to return to them, i really do

Gahyeon is developing an almost biblical hatred of their window AC unit.

"Aw, come on," Siyeon says, patting the failing machine as it rattles away, contributing nothing of value to the apartment. "He's doing his best."

"And just like a man, his best isn't cutting it," Gahyeon growls.

Siyeon laughs.

"Come on. I got popsicles."

Gahyeon snorts.

"You just want to watch me-"

"And what of it!" Siyeon says, smacking Gahyeon's (sweaty) arm as she passes through to the kitchen. "It's too hot for anything else."

Gahyeon hums, unconvinced. "Well…"

"Hm?"

"Ice cubes?" Gahyeon offers.

Siyeon considers this.

"… I'm listening."

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 4

Key suffers so

Kibum will never forgive himself.

"I like the way you smell, after you run."

One mimosa too many.

"So… manly."

One confession Minho never should have been trusted with.

"Morning, Bammie!"

Kibun groans into his pillow, hiding from the monster he created.

"It's too early," Kibum mutters.

"Never too early for a run!"

Kibum silently apologizes to their poor juniors.

Minho pads closer, preceded by… a scent. Kibum turns - beleaguered! put-upon! - and discovers Minho is naked, dewy and glowing in the pre-dawn light.

And smug. Very smug.

"Why am I like this?" Kibum grumbles as he kicks his pajamas off.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 3

wrote this during a meeting so if you see any errors no you don't !!!

Jihyo looks at the mirror. Turns one way, then the other. Pouts. Smiles.

"We get it, you're hot!" Jeongyeon says. She's lounging across the bed while Jihyo preps and Nayeon rushes around doing whatever Nayeon does.

"You know what? Yeah!" Jihyo says, and nods. "I am hot."

"Oh, we're aware," Jeongyeon says, grinning.

"Don't!" Nayeon calls from the other room. "We'll be late!!"

"Don't what?" Jeongyeon says innocently, even as she stands, moving behind Jihyo. "I'm not doing anything!"

"'Yet,'" Jihyo whispers, and Jeongyeon grins.

"I know that tone!" Nayeon says, audibly exasperated, as Jeongyeon's hands drift towards Jihyo's chest.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 3

everybody welcome back to the wet leg parade

There is something so… tantalizing, about a body in motion.

"Did you see that, hyung?!" Seokmin asks, his grin a mile wide.

"Mhm." Joshua merely nods. He's in deep enough as it is. No need to… exacerbate this.

Seokmin pouts, disappointed. Joshua might have overshot it.

"Show hyung again?" Joshua tries, and the grin returns.

"Okay, but really watch this time," Seokmin says.

So Joshua watches as he does some fool thing with the basketball, something that makes his muscles bulge (shirts versus skins really is the only way to play) and Joshua believes in a just God once more.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 3

this was So Much

"Come on," Seungcheol says. "I'll drive."

"Are you kidding?" Jeonghan laughs. "I'm exhausted, WE'RE exhausted. We just played Tokyo fucking Dome-"

"Exactly! Come on," Seungcheol repeats, smiling.

Jeonghan sighs. Then he follows, like he always does. Like he always will.

He doesn't question where they're going. Doesn't question why Seungcheol wants to drive (Because he knows, kind of. It's a hard high to come down from.).

He yawns, but buckles himself in anyway. Watches the streetlights slide past, as long as he can stand it, then turns to look.

Ah.

He doesn't say it. But then, he doesn't have to.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Dec 3

alright let's party

Spotify Wrapped Writing Challenge!
Reply with:
A character or pairing
A number between 1-100

And I will write a drabble based on the corresponding song from my Top 100 Most Played Spotify playlist!

dirt@croc-crocuta· Nov 26

- nothing counts after midnight - MMM🐹/SVT🍒 T 3.6k gender confusion, flirting, scoups as cinderella. sort of. ao3.org/works/74729016

noting counts after midnight by croc_crocuta

"If a girl like you isn't young anymore, I must be ancient," se says, her lips pulling into a charming moue.

Girl?

dirt@croc-crocuta· Nov 20

defector.com/worlds-most-...

Comment of the day from DOCTOR MANHATTAN:

That's why he's a backup and not a Startre

In response to "World's Most Normal Goalie: 'Nothing Matters, Nobody Cares, We're All Gonna Die'"

dirt@croc-crocuta· Nov 18

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

"PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL." A rainbow colored hand holding a gun aimed at the back of a silhouetted head.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Nov 5

is this what I *should* be working on? No. but it's what's happening now

"Are you sure this is necessary?" Seungcheol asks, trying not to squirm as Siyeon attacks his eyelids with a brush.

"No," Siyeon says, leaning back to examine her work. "But it couldn't hurt. Now stop talking, I'm doing your lips."

She selects an unspeakably red tube from out of her makeup kit with palpable glee. Seungcheol narrows his eyes.

"Hold on. Did you plan this?"

Siyeon snorts. "I wish. If you want, consider this payback for choosing Jeonghan over me."

"I'm not choosing Jeonghan over you!" Seungcheol protests. "The fourth falls on a Saturday this year! It just makes sense-"

Siyeon grips his jaw roughly.

"Stop. Talking." she says. "It's my birthday, you have to."

Seungcheol rolls his eyes but falls silent, allowing Siyeon to dab at his lips with something that feels way too sticky to ever be comfortable.

"I think this will be big enough," Hwasa says, re-entering the bathroom with a red ad black flannel skirt. "You know, turn it into a little emo moment or something."

"Ru herias??" Seungcheol tries to protest as Siyeon's fingers dig into his cheeks.

"It's. My. Birthday," Siyeon all but growls and Seungcheol sighs, rolling his eyes once more.

"Be nice," Hwasa says, grinning. "He hasn't even seen the earrings yet."

Oh, god, Seungcheol thinks.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Oct 26

one of the kpop looks of all time imho !

Ateez Yunho in the "Nero, the Black Cat" music video. He has blonde hair gelled flat into waves and dark red lipstick.

dirt@croc-crocuta· Oct 13

re-up'd at the Devil's Sacrament and nobody knew you 🫤

Jeff Rosenstock performing in front of a rainbow flag with a 666 surrounded by marijuana leaves in the upper right corner

dirt@croc-crocuta· Oct 5

"big and stupid and my friend" is such a perfect piece of analysis

lubchansky review of Superman (2025)
three and a half stars

probably the absolute ceiling that this could have been. big and stupid and my friend. ok goodnight!

dirt@croc-crocuta· Oct 1

you can choose not to share your rpf hobby with your partner, but there will be consequences -

I like it that the WNBA has given you something to care about

dirt@croc-crocuta· Sep 29

- you know what to do - 🐻‍❄️/🍊 E 4.2k rule 63, not actually unrequited love, recording booth sex Seungkwan doesn't think she's sexy enough to sing this song. Hansol has no idea why. ao3.org/works/70119946 for @kpopficmix.bsky.social

A silhouette of two people with long hair kissing, a microphone, a person with blonde hair running their fingers through it, a poster reading "I don't wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your neck," the lower half of Vernon's face eating a grapefruit, a mixing board, four candles

dirt@croc-crocuta· Sep 24

you are never more than one unfortunate sentence away from becoming your worst self

croc_crocuta Discord message

Podcast: "George Russell looks like someone who, in another life, he would whip a stable boy. 'Punish him for his damn cheek.'"

Gif of Dean Pelton from Community saying "This better not awaken anything in me.."

dirt@croc-crocuta· Sep 16

wip wmonday because i'm having fun and trying to preserve my motivation

"If we take you somewhere cool," she says gravely, "You have to promise to be normal."

"He's always normal!" Bora says defensively.

"Yeah!" Seungcheol says, a little hurt. "When have I ever not been normal?!"

Hwasa turns to Seungwan to exchange another look. After a beat, Seungwan shrugs and Hwasa sighs, looking back towards Seungcheol.

"Your funeral," she says.

"I mean, I think he'd be fine, but they might not even let him in," Minji says, looking politely strained. "He's not exactly, uh-"

Siyeon slams her hands on the table, rising out of her chair with a wild look in her eye.

"It's my birthday, I get to do his makeup!"

dirt@croc-crocuta· Aug 26

behold, hoshi's sexy meat-grilling man