Crockett Houghton

@crocketthoughton

Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing. Co-Founder & Lead Writer for .

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Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· 5d

My recently watched:

A screenshot of my last four watched on Letterboxd:

1: The Housemade, 3 stars.
2: Killer Whale, 1 star.
3: The Strangers Chapter 3, 2.5 stars.
4: The Running Man, 3.5 stars.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· 19d

Honestly, been on a roll lately.

A screenshot of my Letterboxd last 4 watched

1: Hokum, 3 stars.
2: Masters of The Universe, 4.5 stars.
3: Lee Cronin's The Mummy, 3 stars.
4: Send Help, 3.5 stars.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· 20d

This absolute legend turns 71 today. Willam Defoe has been in so many of my favorite movies. He's incredible.

A black and white photo of William Defoe from the film, The Lighthouse.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· 25d

My #LastFourWatched.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jun 19

A screenshot of a Letterboxd last four watched.

1: Maternal Instinct, 4 stars.
2: No Good Deed, 2.5 stars.
3: Over Your Dead Body, 3.5 stars.
4: Bird Box 3 stars.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jun 11

An emoji of a basketball on fire signifying the incredible comeback for the Knicks last night

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· May 4

Yesterday was such an incredible day. Happy six month wedding anniversary weekend! I love you. Sharks are the best. Sharks. We did other things too that were awesome. Bonus: us at Union station and the distillery district.

Roxi and Crockett wearing Flo Masks at Union Station in Toronto.

Another building in the Distillery District, Toronto

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 23

We went out the other day to pick up coffee and I saw, what I believe to be, the most Canadian t-shirt rack that has ever existed.

A rack of band tee shirts featuring on the top from left to right; Nickelback, Shania Twain, and Alanis Morissette. Second row; Joni Mitchell, and Celine Dion.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 19

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 18

Pickup successful. Apparently I kept making inappropriate noises while I was eating but LOOK at it.

A photo of my breakfast: gluten free toast, home fries, brown beans, over easy eggs, and sausage

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 17

Started a rewatch of the og The Matrix trilogy after back to back terrible films. My last four watched...

A screenshot of my Letterboxd last 4

1: The Matrix Reloaded, 4 stars
2: The Matrix, 5 stars
3: Bed Rest, 2.5 stars
4: Thrash, 2 stars

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 13

Well, I saw this today.

A crudely drawn comic in two panels

1st panel, a boy wearing an orange shirt: dad what was it like livin in the 90s?

Panel two: a mustache man with a cigarette: sometimes youd open a can of peanuts and theyd come snakes outta there.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 10

My last 4

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Apr 3

My last four

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Feb 27

My last four watched:

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Feb 20

My last four

A screenshot of Letterboxd last four watched.
1: The Wrecking Crew, 3 stars
2: Rebel Ridge, 3.5 stars
3: Good Boy 4 stars
4: The Night Eats The World, 3.5 stars

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Feb 13

I won't tell you that we finally got a Shudder acct but there will be signs.

A screenshot of Letterboxd last four
1: In A Violent Nature 4 stars
2: Monster Island 2 stars
3: Night of The Reaper 2.5 star
4: Marshmallow 3 stars

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Feb 7

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Feb 6

My last 4:

A screenshot of my last four watched films from the Letterboxed app:
1: The Rip, 3 stars
2: Train Dreams, 3.5 stars
3: One Battle After Another, 4 stars
4: Marty Supreme, 3 stars

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 30

Mine:

A screen shot of my Letterboxd last four

1: The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, 4.5 stars
2: MiB: International, 2.5 stars
3: Gunpowder Milkshake, 4 stars
4: Terminator: Dark Fate, 4 stars

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 27

I don’t know when @bsky.app started adding the butterfly to screenshots of our posts (I ss to post them to IG) but I love that they did. Nicely done.

A ss of my post featuring the bluesky butterfly, the post reads: “I left TikTok a little over two years ago so the good news is, I don’t have to learn an entirely new platform today. It’s the small victories.”

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 23

My last four.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 23

Bone Lake was a ride.

A four star review of Bone Lake on Letterboxd that reads: What started out as a vacation from hell ended up being the bonding experience of a lifetime. This was really fun (though predictable) but the fact that we could see certain things coming didn’t matter. I’ll take two more, please.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 16

For the record, this Brick is a German horror film from 2025 not the 2005 Rian Johnson masterpiece.

A Letterboxd last four watched screen shot

1: Troll, 2.5 stars
2: El Conde, 4 stars
3: Re/Member, 3.5 stars
4: Brick, 2 stars

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 6

But also… am I right?

A PlayStation 1 copy of Metal Gear Solid

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Jan 1

Proof of Mount Tater Tot

A close up image of tater tots with chili and cheese and sour cream and jalapeños

Crockett, holding one of the giant plates of tots

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Dec 31

A meme that says: if you start Lord of The Rings The Two Towers on December 31st at 21:13:19 you will start the new year with Theoden saying: “it has begun”.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Dec 31

Okay but hear me out, this comes pretty close…

A banner style movie poster for the animated film FLOW.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Dec 29

When he’s right, he’s right on the money.

A meme of David Lynch saying: Good morning, everyone. It’s… it’s an absolute shitshow out there, today.

Crockett Houghton@crocketthoughton· Dec 28

I can think of three off the top of my head, The Black Album and Use Your Illusion 1 & 2.