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@cromulentprole

elder millennial pinko commie midwesterner doin' good work

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 6d

not entirely sure what the lisa gif is meant to convey as i'm not fluent in illiterate pillock

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Meme Aggregator
@ memeaggregator [dot] bsky [dot] social
[label: Muted by "Destiny Orbiters"]
[no text again, just a gif of Duke Nukem brandishing a pistol and chomping on a fat cigar, looking smug. A fire or something rages in the background. Caption in white sans serif font says:
wow thats a lotta words
too bad im not readin em]
9:08 AM • Aug 6, 2026

utility grade beef council • @ cromulentprole [dot] bsky [dot] social • 28s
[labels: Joined Oct '23; She/Her]
sorry to hear about your illiteracy, bud. being incapable of reading 2
sentences must be so hard.
help is out there <3

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 7d

@chiitan.love's a real one <3

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Chiitan [rainbow emoji + japanese characters] [blue check] liked your post • 3m

[post text] @ kenjennings [dot] bsky [dot] social maybe mixing more cis folk into your days-long trans woman block spree will make what you're doing less fucking obvious
people who care about marginalized people apologize when they mess up*
'allies' refuse accountability, wall themselves off & pretend it never happened [/post text]

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 7d

for posterity

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[big warning label: Transphobia (Account)]
Ken Jennings • @ kenjennings [dot] bsky [dot] social • 1d
[little labels: Transphobia; Joined Apr '23]
Anyone who knows me even a little, or has even followed me long on
social media, already knows this about me. Our institutions are literally
trying to erase trans people right now, and it pisses me off. A snarky reply
to one bad take on Bluesky doesn't mean that's changed at all.

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 7d

count binface got thighs 🥵

B&W img of Count Binface, sporting his iconic trash bin helmet, cape, and long leather gloves but also athletic clothing (a jersey that says "COUNT BINFACE" and dangerously short jogging shorts, exposing a meaty, muscular thigh oft seen on footie players).

The img is composed so that it appears as though the Count is being led/pushed off the field by a pissy Nigel Farage sporting a referee's jersey

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 7d

woke up 3-4 times last night for no reason, each time covered in a fine dew-like layer of sweat

Img of Beavis (of Beavis and Butthead fame) on his shitty couch at home, looking displeased. Img was originally captioned "Thinking sucks." but OP crossed out "thinking" with a badly drawn red line and added "middle age" in white text above the line (the idea being to turn the caption into "middle age sucks")

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 8d

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 9d

yeah. he made it absolutely clear he stands for HIS "trans friends & family members" any other trans person with even a mild critique of kj's choice to continue monetarily supporting the nyt gets mocked & blocked such great allyship!!

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Ken Jennings • @kenjennings [dot] bsky [dot] social • 1d
[labels: Transphobia; Joined Apr '23]
So that's the thing to know, if you're a tabloid that's going to name-
check me in another round of transphobic shit about Bluesky
discourse. I don't stand with you. I stand with my trans friends and
family members.

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 13d

there's a gallows joke in here somewhere involving fetterman & israel but i'm not funny enough to find it

Gif of Fred Flintstone mowing his grass via a small, herbivorous, furry(?) creature with a head like a dinosaur's, humiliatingly strapped to a modified gym scooter with a pushbar. Fred is Not Happy about the chore.

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 15d

cracked a 4th tooth today. on fucking salad.

[dead meme: "I should buy a boat" cat, only the caption is "I should call a dentist"]

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 15d

this is what you're doing. kindly fuck off.

Wondermark's famous "sea lion" cartoon (https://wondermark.com/c/1062)

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 16d

seeing this hits a little like seeing these in the wild

Photo of a bunch of those old McDonald's Happy Meal toys from the late '80s that were little plastic replicas of McD food items (a Happy Meal box, cheeseburger, drink/shake & several Big Macs & containers of fries) that transformed into li'l guys (à la Transformers)

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 22d

hugged to death(?) rip

screenshot of People.com link in browser. Page says "something went wrong" below a magnifying glass symbol

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 23d

bsky.app/profile/jonc... the conglomerates selling us our food care about one thing in the end, and it ain't our health or safety

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jon christian • @ jonchristian [dot] net
[label: Joined Apr '23]
wow at this incredible deal
[img: bag of Taylor Farms Shredded Iceberg Lettuce on a shelf in a grocery store's cooler, w/ a bright yellow "ENJOY TODAY 50% WITH THIS COUPON" sticker. Label on the shelf indicates a price of $3.19 (formerly $6.38)]
2:15 PM • Jul 19, 2026 • Everybody can reply

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 27d

shot: honest. polite but firm. sets a beyond reasonable boundary. notably, for later: not a question. chaser: long. bonkers. ranty. nonresponsive. self-centered. not a "return question."

"shot" [screenshot from quoted article]

I recently entered the online dating scene and have met nice women for Columbus-area lunches or dinners in the process.

After I thanked one, I got a thanks back with an additional note:

“I never asked you about your political views. I have no problem with Republicans, but if you are a MAGA Republican, it would be difficult for us to develop a friendship."

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"chaser" [screenshot from quoted article]

I guess I could ask a return question.

"I have no problem with Democrats, but would be difficult for me to develop a friendship with one who has blindly been to a No Kings rally, suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome, uses the biased legacy media as their only source of 'truth, wants Israel to be put in its place, requires unlimited immigration and voting without an ID, desperately aims to completely abolish ICE, allows biological males in women's sports, and denigrates all MAGA as fascists or Nazis, without understanding the real meaning of those words."

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· 29d

and heirloom quality MCM furniture out the wazoo. her rosewood(?) oval dining table & sideboard now live w/ my parents. she had a round, heavy-bottomed glass top coffee table surrounded by 4 of these chairs, each a different color, in her sitting room. we kids wld spin around in them at every visit.

Photo of 2 Milo Baughman for Thayer Coggin petite swivel chairs (1 goldenrod, 1 scarlet) w/ rosewood bases

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jul 13

the 2 genders: woke marlboro man & 'lyndsay' graham simp bsky.app/profile/nomi...

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jul 11

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 29

yup. state dem parties in red areas just looooove their one (failing) playbook

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 23

finally, an opportunity to put this to use.

Image in hand-drawn style of a Lutino cockatiel (pale yellow parrot-type bird with round orange patches on the cheeks) on a pale green background. The bird's eyes are narrowed – if he had a brow, it would assuredly be furrowed. His peach-taupe beak is slightly ajar, and if he had lips he'd be sneering.

Caption:
(VISIBLE DISGUST)
[an accurate description of the bird's expression btw]

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 23

given this series of events & the fact that maher hasn't been funny for at least a decade, i don't think the "maher's twain prize is trump's gift to a friend" theory can be ruled out! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy...

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[highlighted by OP] In 2025, President Donald Trump dismissed the center's trustees and replaced them with people who elected him chairman and voted to add his name to the center [/highlight], a move later determined to be illegal. Consequently, ticket sales declined, dozens of performances were canceled, and the Washington National Opera ended its half-century of residence. In February 2026, Trump said that the center would close in July for two years of renovations. On May 29, 2026, US District Judge Christopher R. "Casey" Cooper blocked the Kennedy Center from closing during its renovations and ordered that Trump's name be removed. On June 13, 2026, Trump's name was removed from the Kennedy Center.

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 23

i just think they're sweet

Still image of scene from The Simpsons, the one where Marge is in the kitchen of the Simpson household, holding a potato and professing her adoration for it, saying "I just think they're neat." (no caption included)

Only this time around, the image was (badly) manipulated by OP to switch the original potato for the glorious sweet potato in the quoted skeet.

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 9

"not our job to talk people out of killing themselves" -state dairy regulators, 2026

Modified still image from The Simpsons (the Chili Fest episode where Homer eats a weird pepper & trips balls).

Original image is of Chief Wiggum mid-speaking, standing above a steaming kettle, looking devious. He's holding a pair of tongs in a gloved hand and a welder's safety mask is pushed up onto his head.

Pasted (badly) over the original image in the area of the tongs is a photo of a glass milk bottle labeled "Prairie Creek Pastures Raw Milk."

(in the episode/original image, the tongs contain an eerily glowing red chili pepper with yellow stripes pulled from the steaming kettle, that Wiggum describes as an unstable, dangerous "Guatemalan insanity pepper" [hence Wiggum's excessive protective equipment] as he dares Homer to eat it and further states that it's "not [his] job to talk people out of killing themselves")

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 4

hi, MN/MSP folk in my circle of follows! any recs for finding housing? support resources for young trans escapees of hostile states? anything you wish someone had told you abt moving there? pic unrelated (tax for crowdsourcing)

Photo of our dog (Petunia, an eager, sausage-like Boston terrier) & cat (Snuggles, a grumpy old tuxedo who's done w/ everyone's shit) lying down on the navy fleece blanket on our blue sofa—close to one another, but not *too* close.

Petunia is subtly proffering Snuggles her stuffed rooster toy in a bid to entice him into a desperately-hoped-for play bout... and in so doing, perhaps, win Snuggles' favor & friendship.

It's clear that Snuggles could not care less about this offering *or* Petunia's affections. His head turned away from Petunia's longing gaze, Snuggles stares at the floor, plotting an escape.

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 3

Image still taken from The Simpsons, "Homer the Vigilante" (S5E11) – the famous "no, no, dig up, stupid" scene, where several characters of the show are so far down in a hole they dug into the earth that they're barely discernable, but still digging.

...this time with a twist! Scene now includes tiny photos of the heads of Rep. Suozzi & Rep. Gray, as well as the Democratic Party donkey symbol (half-blue, half-red, w/ 4 white stars in the blue half), all joining the canon characters in the hole.

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 3

5th step ("libs/centrists accept mass media's take as 'proof' they were right"), showing likes of above wapo skeet blaming dem loss on leftists (bsky.app/profile/wash...)

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 3

4th step ("mass media blames leftists") – quoted skeet from literally the day after the 2024 election: bsky.app/profile/crom...

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utility grade beef council • @ cromulentprole [dot] bsk ... • Nov 6, 2024
[labels: Joined Oct '23; She/Her]
incredible* how the privileged & powerful are so quick to heap blame for
a center-right party losing what should've been a layup election on the
powerless U.S. left - who've been ignored or suppressed by said party
for *decades .*
*by 'incredible' i mean 'completely and utterly predictable'

> [quoted skeet]
> The Washington Post • @ washingtonpost [dot] com • Nov 6, 2024
> [label: Joined May '23]
> Vice President Kamala Harris's loss was a stinging verdict for the
> American left, which for the second time in three presidential
> elections has seen its standard-bearer rejected in a contest marked
> by dark strains of reactionary populism.

>> [link preview to WaPo article]
>> [headline] Harris defeat is a stinging verdict for the left [/hl]
>> [subhead] For Harris, who is no stranger to setbacks, the presidential election result
>> was a devastating defeat. But it was also a stinging verdict for the ... [/sh]
>> www.washingtonpost.com
>> [/link preview]
> [/quoted skeet]

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 3

2nd step ("warning ignored or maligned by libs/centrists"): bsky.app/profile/cavs...

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CavsKermit • @ cavskermit [dot] bsky [dot] social • May 15, 2024
[label: Joined Jun '23]
Over 90% of the population in Gaza is still alive, but very vulnerable,
and you don't give a shit about any of them. If you did, you'd be
really, really honest about what the consequences of this election
are for them.

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 3

examples – 1st step ("leftists warn about bad thing"): bsky.app/profile/crom...

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utility grade beef council • @ cromulentprole [dot] bs ... • May 15, 2024
[labels: Joined Oct '23; She/Her]
might be more effective for a certain subset of dem supporters to take
their "not voting biden? enjoy the camps, shithead!" voter outreach
energy & reallocate it to yelling at biden to quit sending weapons to a
regime that's actively massacring kids.
between phonebanking and knocking doors, ofc.

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Peter • @ notalawyer [dot] bsky [dot] social • May 15, 2024
[label: Joined May '23]
I don't think this is necessarily wrong, but I do think that focusing on
convincing disaffected voters that they're morally bankrupt is a
worse strategy than "have Joe Biden do stuff people like"
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· Jun 3

the genius is in that subtle stone smirk. when it appears, you know it's curtains for the defense, no expositional lines necessary

utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉@cromulentprole· May 20