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Crusho

@crusho

Secret account for mostly yakuza comics and animations. Can be NSFW. Mega anxious, may not always respond, sometimes disappears.

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Crusho@crusho· Jun 16

You've inspired me 🧛

Rough, 3 panel, black & white comic drawn in MS Paint.
Panel 1) Yagami is disguised as a vampire and gesturing in a weird, kind of hypnotic way.
Yagami: HIGASHI! I vant to suck your cock!
Panel 2) Higashi looks a little disgusted.
Panel 3) Higashi looks the same except his shoulders are shaking a bit and his mouth is open.
Higashi: Yeah okay
SFX: UNZIP

Crusho@crusho· Jun 6

Having a wonderful time at TCAF! Thank you to all the cool people who have visited me so far 🥺💕

A screenshot of Ichiban with his butt out, looking at the ocean in Hawaii. Text written on the image says "Everyone is so nice 2 me 💖"

Crusho@crusho· May 26

And then Nancy opened a restaurant

Four panel greyscale comic featuring Saeko as an idol, Nanba as a host, Ichiban as a chef, and Adachi as an action star. They're in the Ijincho dungeon fighting two random enemies- Saeko and Nanba beating on a man in a suit covering his head, and Ichiban pinching a biker gang member as Adachi spins his nunchucks.
Panel 1)
Saeko: "Ichiban! Why bother being a chef if you just pinch people?"
Ichiban: "Whaaat? I'm fighting normal style!"
Biker thug: "OW! Don't pinch me!"
Panel 2)
Nanba grabs Ichiban's chef hat off, revealing Nancy-chan the crawfish on his head, controlling him by two strands of hair, like Ratatouille. Ichiban and Nancy are shocked- Nanba is frustrated.
Nanba: "I knew it!"
Ichiban: "Ack! Nancy!"
Nancy: "!"
Panel 3)
Ichiban awkwardly tries to defend Nancy as Adachi is angry in the background.
Ichiban: "She just wants to help!"
Adachi: "She can help by being lunch!"
Panel 4)
Nancy manipulates Ichiban into pinching Adachi's nose.
Ichiban: "AHH!"
Adachi: "FUCK!"

Crusho@crusho· May 21

It's important to support your friends

Five panel greyscale comic featuring Ichiban Kasuga and Kiryu Kazuma from Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.
Panel 1) Ichiban looks up in concern as Kiryu, who holds a heavy grocery bag in each hand, struggles to walk up the stairs at Revolve Bar.
Ichiban: "Kiryu-san? Everything okay? You sound out of breath."
Kiryu: "Huff, huff. Ah- I went out to get supplies and just needed a little rest."
Panel 2) Ichiban looks up, concerned: "Those're heavy- let me help you carry them.
Panel 3) Kiryu, looking sheepish: "Thanks, Kasuga. I'm sorry to be a burden."
Panel 4) Kiryu's eyes bulge in surprise, but we don't see why. Kiryu: "Ah?!"
Panel 5) Ichiban has come up right behind Kiryu, resting his cheek on Kiryu's shoulder, and has wrapped his arms around him to hold up Kiryu's pecs. They look like boobs. Kiryu is a little confused and awkward.
Ichiban: "It's good to share the load, Kiryu-san. Don't be scared to ask for help."
Kiryu: "Yeah, uh, thanks."
Ichiban: "Anytime. Literally any time."

Crusho@crusho· May 16

I'm giving out these free Akiyama stickers at Otafest 🚬

A hand holding a large sticker of a poorly drawn Akiyama smoking way too many cigarettes at the same time. Japanese text at the bottom says "customer"

Crusho@crusho· May 2

I also had a dumb idea for a comic lol

Three panel, black and white comic with Yuusaku, Ogata, and Usami in their military uniforms.
Panel 1) Usami has Ogata in a headlock and is giving him a noogie. Yuusaku: "Ani-sama! Are you alright?" Usami: "He's fine! This is just a bit of hazing. Bonding between soldiers."
Panel 2) Yuusaku: "Bonding? May... May I have a go?" Usami: "Oh, I insist!"
Panel 3) Yuusaku has a deadpan Ogata in a chokehold, giving him a noogie. Yuusaku: "Haha! Usami, look! We're bonding!" Usami: "Such a good brother!"

Crusho@crusho· May 2

Hi there, @conceptofzero.bsky.social! I'm your GK secret satan and I drew you some usayuuo!

Greyscale drawing of Yuusaku, Ogata, and Usami in their military uniforms. Ogata is in the middle, his mouth open slightly, looking at Usami beside him. His shirt and jacket are opened a bit. Yuusaku is on the left with a look of admiration on his face as he looks at Ogata. He has his hand on Ogata's chest, one finger under his shirt. Usami is on the right, chewing on Ogata's earlobe. Usami's hand grips Ogata's shirt and jacket, opening them.

Crusho@crusho· Apr 10

Scotland!

View down a tall, outdoor staircase in Edinburgh with lots of stone architecture, juxtaposed with a massive fashion ad plastered on the side of a building at the back.

Photo of a heavily damaged and worn down stone carving of skulls, cherubs, banners, and other symbols surrounding a skeleton on an ancient memorial in an Edinburgh kirkyard

Sculpture of The Duke of Wellington on a horse with an orange pylon on his head, in front of the Gallery of Modern Art in Glasgow.

Crusho@crusho· Apr 10

LMAO this sucks, I'm so sorry to everyone here who has to deal with this online nonsense

Cropped screenshot of the Bluesky "settings" page for my account. A new text popup reads: "Due to laws in your region, certain features on Bluesky are currently restricted until you're able to verify you're an adult. Learn more in your account settings." At the bottom is my half-cropped account icon.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 29

Satomi learning about himself

Four panel greyscale comic.
Panel 1) Satomi, concentrating but slightly flustered, looks down at the cell phone in his hand.

Panel 2) The cell phone in his hand says: ARE YOU GAY QUIZ. RESULTS: YOU ARE 81% GAY. SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS."

Panel 3) Satomi is blushing harder, and is a little sweatier. He taps his phone with his left hand and says "TCH!"

Panel 4) Satomi, wearing his Miami sweatshirt and a pair of matching sweatpants, is on his knees, straddling Kyouji, who is wearing his suit pants and white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, partly reclining, with his face at Satomi's crotch. Satomi is frustrated and tapping through his phone. Kyouji smiles and licks Satomi's come off his own face, with one hand pulling up Satomi's sweatshirt and the other pulling down his sweatpants to reveal part of his cute little butt. Next to Kyouji is a box of tissues with a couple of wadded up tissues on the floor. An arrow points at Satomi with text beside it that says "RETAKING THE QUIZ"

Kyouji: "Everything okay, champ?"
Satomi: "Shut up..."
Kyouji: "You're the boss."
Satomi: "And don't call me 'champ.' Or 'boss.'"

Crusho@crusho· Mar 29

Satomi thumbnail I'm drawing is making me laugh

Very rough digital sketch of Satomi from Famiresu Iko looking at his phone with a grumpy expression. His shirt says "MIAMI"

Crusho@crusho· Mar 26

Digital greyscale sketch. Boss Kumicho sits on his couch, holding a stick for traditional tattooing. Kyouji is lying on his back on the coffee table, holding up his shirt. Kumicho: "Better luck next time at the karaoke contest!" Kyouji: "'Womb tattoo,' heh. What'll they think of next?" A black cat looks on, unphased.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 25

Two panel greyscale comic. Panel 1) Kyouji and Satomi sit on a bench. Kyouji is fiddling with his belt and shirt, Satomi looks on, nervous. Kyouji: "Oh, that's right. Wanna see something interesting?" Panel 2) Kyouji, only his torso visible, holds up his shirt and pulls down his pants a bit, showing off an elaborate womb tattoo on his abdomen, with Satomi's name written inside in kanji. Kyouji: "I wound up being the sucky-song king... I went with... 'Satomi.'" Satomi looks at the tattoo, shocked and flustered.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 25

2006 NEO-KAMUROCHO IS ABOUT TO E.X.P.L.O.D.E.

Black and white four panel comic. Panel 1) Kiryu, annoyed: "Daigo, we get it. You have a big jacket." Daigo: "No- something's wrong. I-" Panel 2) Daigo's puffy white jacket starts getting bigger and puffier, enveloping him as he panics. Daigo: "HELP! HELP ME!" Panel 3) Kiryu stands tiny in the foreground among dust clouds as a blurry, MASSIVE white jacket with an itty bitty Daigo head keeps getting bigger. The background is night but inside an Olympic stadium with big lights. Panel 4) Black silhouettes of skyscrapers disintegrate and clouds disappear as a huge, spherical, white shape destroys Tokyo. Go watch Akira.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 21

Crusho@crusho· Mar 19

I've been sick so I've only had enough energy to sleep or play BG3 for the last few days... I made my Tav is super tall like me and I didn't expect Gale to be so much shorter, but he's my tiny dorky husband and I love him anyway

Black and white comic inspired by Baldur's Gate 3. An admiring, female, elf Tav towers over tiny, smug Gale of Waterdeep, who says "no matter what beasts we may encouter on our journey, OWL BEAR anything for you!" In the second panel, Tav leans over to kiss Gale like a mama bird feeding a baby bird, holding his chin as he pops a leg up behind him.

Meme redraw of that image of Kevin Hart being held up by Erica Ash. Lae'zel stands in the foreground, back facing us. She looks on at the female elf Tav, a fighter in armour, staring daggers at her and pointing two fingers at her like she should watch herself. Tav is holding up a tiny Gale, who clutches her like a baby koala needing protection.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 13

Kyouji.png

Meme image, four panels sort of. First panel is Narita Kyouji drawn in MS Paint with a neutral face. Second panel is a photo of four white guys cheering. Third panel is the exact same drawing of Kyouji, but with a very subtle smile. Fourth panel is the same photo of men cheering.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 12

Helping mama unpack ❤️

Photo of two blurry cats roughhousing in the open top of a large suitcase. Ash is on the left, pouncing, while Ripley is on her back with her limbs splayed like a trap. They are unhelpful.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 7

The bad news is that I have a sore throat and maybe a cold but the good news is that I'm one cough drop tin closer to crafting the ultimate baseball bat

Photo of a hand holding a circular tin of Japanese cough drops with a blue and silver pattern

Crusho@crusho· Mar 6

🤖🔫🔫🔫

Closeup of a pile of what is probably supposed to be volumes of manga being held by a woman. The woman's hands have shaky lines, and her right hand has very confused finger placements. The slices of the manga volunteers have refusing faces on them, focusing on dead eyes and squiggly, nonsensical almost Japanese-like writing.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 6

🤖🔫

Closeup of the framed image of a woman, where her neck merges into her top (which is a confused green/yellow/blue mix), her mouth is horrifically angled and low on her chin, her eyes are different sizes, and the hand holding the frame has a bunch of ghosted lines all over the outlines of the fingers as well as on the fingernails.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 6

Mandarake signage using AI, really??? 🤮

A poster announcing the grand opening of a new Mandarake store location and that they're looking to hire staff. Unfortunately, the two anime-style images of various employees holding merchandise used in the poster is AI generated and looks like shit. The image on the bottom suffers greatly from the piss-filter tell.

Closeup of the poster art, specifically of a suspicious-looking male employee who for some reason is examining the BACK of a framed AI monstrosity which is supposed to be a portrait of a woman. His left hand holding up the frame has a bunch of ghosty lines around the fingers, his eyebrows are confused, and his collar makes little sense where the buttons start.

Another closeup of the poster, this time focusing on some very ugly hands with too many fingers on the right one holding up what's supposed to be a robot toy. The pattern on the robot is inconsistent, with lines and colours bleeding into each other.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 5

This was such a good idea, the parfait was called "Bear with Dark Circles, A Bear That Couldn't Hibernate" or the much more succinct クマにクマ in Japanese

Photo of the cutest parfait you've ever seen, which looks like a sleepy bear made of chocolate mousse on a cookie crumble and edible flower forest floor, with a cookie that looks like a snowy leaf on its head.

Photo of an artist's rendering of the bear parfait as seen on the menu, with the contents described in English. Counter clockwise from the top: Langue du chat, kito yuzu milk gelato, chestnut flour merengue, edible flowers, yuzu peel, mascarpone cheese cream, potato mousse, honey and chamomile mousse, chopped fresh citrus, bear bamboo leaf jelly, sweet potato and apple marmalade, almond florentine, cream cheese gelato, genoise, espresso, cookie crumble, powdered sugar, chocolate cream, kuma chocolate

Crusho@crusho· Mar 4

翻訳してくれた @katsumeragi.bsky.social さん、ありがとうございます！左から右に読んで下さい！ #イチナン 🌸🌂

Crusho@crusho· Mar 4

Here's an older ichinan comic I did inspired by the moon 🌕✨

Black and white comic of Nanba and Ichiban walking on a Hawaiian beach to sit and drink together. Ichiban: "Hey, Nanba." Nanba: "Mm?" Ichiban: "You ever look up at the moon and wish you could touch it?" Nanba: "I read that moon rocks and dust are super scratchy because the low gravity doesn't allow them to become smooth over time so, no. I don't want to touch the moon." Ichiban: "Ah." Nanba: "Sorry! I didn't mean to ruin your dream!" Ichiban: "Eh, it's okay."

Page two, Ichiban and Nanba have sat on the beach. Nanba pours Ichiban a drink and hands it over with a wink. Ichiban: "It looks so small, like I could just reach up and grab it." Nanba: "I know you can do almost anything, but that's a tall order, even for you. Here, the next best thing." Ichiban: "A drink?" Nanba: "With a surprise."

Three panels focusing on their hands, the ocean on the horizon, and the starry sky. Panel 1: Ichiban holds the cup. Ichiban: "I don't see anything." Panel 2: Nanba holds Ichiban's hand around the cup. Nanba: "Ichiban, look." Panel 3: Nanba tilts the cup to show the reflection of the moon inside the cup. Nanba: "The moon." Artist's note: The reflection wouldn't work like that at that angle so let's just say it's magic.

Ichiban and Nanba sit together on the beach, the starry sky becoming more prominent. Ichiban: "Hah! I've never been given the moon before! Thanks, Nanba!" Nanba: "Aren't you gonna drink it?" Ichiban: "I'll just hold it a little longer." Nanba: "Well, I'm gonna drink my moon." Ichiban: "I hope it's not super scratchy."

Crusho@crusho· Mar 3

MS Paint Kuroiwa expression requests

A flustered-looking emoji-type expression next to a drawing of Kuroiwa emoting similarly

A threatening-looking emoji-type expression with its face half in shadows next to a drawing of Kuroiwa emoting similarly

A psychotic-looking emoji-type expression with blood running down the side of its face and licking it next to a drawing of Kuroiwa wearing a black hood and emoting similarly

An upset, wailing emoji-type expression next to a drawing of Kuroiwa emoting similarly

Crusho@crusho· Mar 3

🚫

A photo of a display at the Animate store in Ikebukuro of a large statue of Shoyo Hinata, a young, orange-haired volleyball player in his black uniform from the anime, "Haikyuu!!". He sits on a low plinth with his hands on bent knees, a smile on his face. He has exaggerated proportions- an oversized, cute head and a short, plump body. Beside the statue is a sign telling shoppers not to sit on the low plinth, with a simple graphic that coincidentally looks like how Hinata is sitting.

Drawing of the Hinata statue walking away sadly from Animate as a security guard with realistic proportions escorts him off the property. A speech bubble from the guard has the "no sitting" graphic inside.

Crusho@crusho· Mar 2

Kuroiwa smiling practice

Black and white drawing of Kuroiwa from the chest up, copied three times with varying levels of a smiling expression. First is subtle, second is more obvious with teeth showing, third is a bit horrifying with his chin going into his neck and his eyes opened wide

Crusho@crusho· Mar 2

Miku... lewd... 😳

Wrapped-up plush toy of Hatsune Miku sat with her legs open except she's angled up so her panties are showing and the package is tied up like dollar store shibari

Crusho@crusho· Feb 28

Thank you google translate 💀

Photo of a plastic sign wedged between issues of comics in a store. The sign is in Japanese and roughly translates to: "Women's Doujinshi, Contents: Shi" where "shi" is the equivalent of a letter in the Japanese alphabet. The comics are in alphabetical order and this is the "shi" section.

The same photo as before except Google translate has been applied to the sign, changing the Japanese writing to English. Now, the sign reads: "Doujinshi for women, content: death". It's funny because "shi" (the letter) is a homophone for the word "death" in Japanese.