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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor

@cstaffordbloor

Twice-SBA-shortlisted translator Proofreader Transcriber Interpreter Editor Fibre art & matchday wear: etsy.com/shop/forzafibres instagram.com/ceylansb Baking & bits: YT @ceylansb

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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· 13d

A slice of lemon loaf, dusted with icing sugar

A lemon loaf, cut open, dusted with icing sugar

A lemon loaf, dusted with icing sugar, on a marble serving board

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· 18d

Lemon fridge bars dusted with icing sugar, on a marble serving board

Lemon fridge bars dusted with icing sugar, on a marble serving board

Lemon fridge bars dusted with icing sugar, on a marble serving board

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· 22d

100%

93/Dulwich gg Nazis sticker pitchside at Altona

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· 22d

Sticker: DULWICH FANS GEGEN RECHTS, ft a fist punching Nigel Farage

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· 29d

Banana bread with a chocolate drizzle, on a marble serving board

Banana bread with a chocolate drizzle, on a marble serving board

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jul 14

Juuuuuuude.

Pencil outline of Jude Bellingham in an England shirt. The face is cut out, showing the quote ‘Take another shot and tell your bosses you’re not coming in tomorrow.’ The text is painted to make the face resemble the St. George’s cross.

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 28

Chandler Bing: ‘Call it even?’

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 28

A Turnstile Triangle, *finally* on its way to @theglenn.me! #coys

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 27

Let’s try this again. Tiny hat for a new Spurs fan, due to be born TO SOMEONE ELSE in February. Rook for scale.

A knitted hat sized for a newborn, in Spurs blue-and-white; next to its origin yarn and a chess rook

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 27

Weather app showing 37 degrees Celsius for Hamburg. Highest temp: 37, lowest temp: 23

The Inbetweeners Movie screenshot:

Jay: ‘I’m hot’

Neil: ‘It is well hot’

Jay: ‘Might be too hot’

Neil: ‘Might be’

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 26

Sunlit pitted cherry

On a table: a cup of tea, a serving of cherry pound cake, and the rest of the cake

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 25

GERMANY there, flanked by … the Belgian colours

On TV, a pitch-side scoreboard of Ecuador v Germany

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 23

In honour of seemingly the entirety of Gillette Stadium booing Infantino 🖊️ @davidsquires.bsky.social

Two David Squires panels:

Over a silhouette of Pennywise holding a balloon: ‘As you can tell, my viewing preferences tend towards the dark, but there was one global TV event, featuring a demonic clown, that had millions covering their eyes in dread …’

The silhouette is revealed to be Infantino with a FIFA balloon, in front of waving US flags:

‘The 2026 World Cup draw, showcasing the unique comedy stylings and natural charisma of FIFA president, Gianni Infantino!’

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 20

Weather app showing 30 degrees C for Hamburg. Highest temp: 32, lowest temp: 20.

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 14

MEN! Do you want to smell like corruption and human rights abuses?

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Jun 6

A glass dish of Tiramisu, next to a plate with a serving garnished with strawberries

A serving of Tiramisu garnished with strawberries

A glass dish of Tiramisu, next to a finished plate with two spoons

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 28

Blue Jays #TOTHECORE etsy.com/shop/forzafibres

A handmade neckerchief in blue, white, and red on a dummy

A handmade neckerchief in blue, white, and red on a dummy

A handmade neckerchief in blue, white, and red on a dummy

A handmade neckerchief in blue, white, and red on a dummy

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 25

T(r)ying something new for the warmer months. Let me know what you think! #arsenal #coyg

A red-and-white neckerchief on a dummy

A red-and-white neckerchief on a dummy

A red-and-white neckerchief on a dummy

A red-and-white neckerchief on a dummy

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 23

A hand holding a paperback copy of THE GLORIOUS HERESIES by Lisa McInerney in front of some greenery

Alt text won’t fit all of it, but: excerpts from THE GLORIOUS HERESIES by Lisa McInerney

‘He left the boy a pile of mangled, skinny limbs and stepped through the door a newborn man, stinging a little in the sights of the sprite guiding his metamorphosis.’

‘If she’d been born a decade earlier, she reckoned giving birth out of wedlock would have landed her a life sentence scrubbing linens in a chemical haze, hard labour twice over to placate women of God and feather their nests.’

‘How much healing did a woman require, if she had the whole of Ireland’s fucked up psyche weighing her down?’

‘Maybe they passed her down like a virus, and that’s how she harvested specifics and conjecture both.’

‘Ah, but shit happens right up to the point where it’s happening in the face of someone who doesn’t want to see it.’

‘Or was it that you were fucked altogether if you heard the banshee’s wail? Maybe there was no escape; it was an omen stirred in blood. Shrieking, then silence. Maybe she had come for someone else and he hadn’t been meant to hear it.’

‘‘‘I killed one man but you would have killed me in the name of your god, wouldn’t you? How many did you kill? How many lives did you destroy with your morality and your Seal of Confession and your lies?’’’

‘‘‘Me? Oh Father, I know I’m sorry. What about you? Bless me, Ireland, for I have sinned. Go on, boy. No wonder you say Holy God is brimming with the clemency, for how else would you bastards sleep at night?’

‘They stood in silent guard, oblivious to the unchecked march of the branches, grasses and fronds. Oblivious to Maureen. Relics of the past, swallowed by a world expanding.’

‘In the shadow of the landmark, Maureen Phelan picked her way through pickets and thorns, enduring memories, even ones that were not hers.’

‘The world was on orgy of disquiet once you’d killed someone.’

‘I’m not judging you,’ Maureen said. ‘I know what made you.’

‘‘‘The Church creates its sinners so it has something to save.’’’

‘From …

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 21

Cyprus cats

A tortoiseshell cat mid meow

A ginger/white cat with bright-orange eyes

A tortoiseshell cat with light-green eyes

A tuxedo cat with orange eyes and very long whiskers

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 21

Question for my Canadian followers: Which blue for the Blue Jays? 🇨🇦

Three spools of yarn in red and two shades of blue

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 16

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 12

Paging @lostfootballs.bsky.social

A football at the bottom of an abandoned swimming pool at sunset

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 10

A paperback copy of Chuck Tingle’s BURY YOUR GAYS, held above a swimming pool

Extracts from Chuck Tingle’s BURY YOUR GAYS:

‘For a while, sleeping was difficult—musings of my own eventual death enjoying a top slot on my private anxiety leaderboard—but gradually the dread has melted away, now simmering in the background of my thoughts instead of parading through the forefront.’

*

‘Be nice,’ I counter. ‘He’s dead.’
‘Be nice?’ Tara shouts. ‘That dude sucked. Oh my God did he suck. You know he was days away from getting me too’d into the sun?’
‘Okay, don’t be nice,’ I relent.

*

My entire body was sizzling with adrenaline, the chemistry igniting my senses and causing my teeth to chatter. I had no idea what to do with myself, wishing the very makeup of my being could disperse like a fog.’

*

‘You can’t just have some spooky-looking fuck pop out of the dark for two hours with no development and no consequences!’

*

‘I reject the that I’m the star of some real-life queer tragedy, and I reject the very *idea* of queer tragedy as the only valid form of gay entertainment.’

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· May 8

100 years and counting. Protect this man at all costs

Sir David Attenborough in Hintze Hall at the NHM

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Apr 30

NY cheesecake with strawberries and Chantilly cream. #bakesky

NY cheesecake in a water bath

A slice of NY cheesecake with strawberries and Chantilly cream

A sunlit NY cheesecake on a serving platter, with a slice served on a plate

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Apr 29

Midweek.

Ingredients for a NY cheesecake on a kitchen counter

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Apr 26

A new spin on an old classic. etsy.com/shop/forzafibres

A sunlit cowl in progress-pride colours, on a dummy

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Apr 19

Went down a tin size to make the base thicker 😮‍💨

Triple-chocolate cheesecake

Ceylan Stafford-Bloor@cstaffordbloor· Apr 19

Triple-chocolate cheesecake with chocolate shavings, on a marble board

A knife cutting through a triple-chocolate cheesecake with chocolate shavings, on a marble board

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