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World renowned maker of poor choices. Lawyer, photographer, musician. All you fascists bound to lose. He/him/“hey you”
BREAKING: Christopher Nolan announces his next project will be an adaptation of Chuck Tingle’s classic “Pounded In the Butt by My Own Butt.” Cillian Murphy rumored to be interested in playing both butts in dual role.
Interestingly, it is canon that Ollie doesn’t like pineapple on pizza.
BEFORE- $35 goodwill granny loveseat and a hand me down rug AFTER- Clean lines, except I somehow assembled it completely backwards. I’ll fix it later in the week, I’m too tired to take it apart and do it again.
I generally do not kinkshame, but there are exceptions. Lady, this is wrong on a couple dozen levels.
This is a real video — a guy dressed as an SS guard speaking German watches you work for four hours. What kind of trash shit is this?
McMuffinMaxxing and HashBrownMogging Take that, Avuncular, or whatever the fuck your name is!
Yes, the art is AI, but the text was all me. I had a joke in my head I had to get out one way or another.
Someone made a LinkedIn translator translate.kagi.com?from=en&to=l...
I’m always getting Benicio Del Toro and Javier Bardem mixed up, and then they show up in basically the same suit.
There is a theory going around that the military created the storm to freeze THE biblical Leviathan, who awoke off the coast of Virginia and threatens to destroy the world.
Now she wants to talk to me. Oddly enough, I have a few choice words for her.
This morning I got a call from the appellate court, telling me that a client on track for a complete dismissal via pretrial diversion filed an emergency petition for extraordinary relief. Come to find out that client’s mother FORGED HIS NAME and filed it without telling anyone.
The soulless, dead eyes of the disembodied head of the Son of God are watching you masturbate.
