Worst striker in our history so far

Anti-Bomba with the power to diffuse any adjacent bombas

Spurs should sign good players and I don’t care what they spend on them because it’s not my money

Can’t believe we’re winning the league wearing this shit

He forgot to mention “passing”

BREAKING: footage of the Lewis family making plans for the 26-27 season has leaked.

I wish you all the job security of Johan Lange

“That’s right. All the Spurs podcasts.”

I am going to create an extra time that is so long…

“LOW BLOCK”

If you’re in Miami next week

COYS

The boat

Me after every Spurs match

I’m not sad that the company that insists on putting red lettering on the front of Spurs jerseys is no longer sponsoring them

For some reason, this poem (so lovely!) always get posted with an abbreviated authorship. The co-author is Cindy Goff. You can read about the process for creating the poem in the anthology, Saints of Hysteria. (Images attached)

Your lowest expectation so far

Still can't believe Spurs won their first trophy since 2008 and then immediately fired the guy who got it for them

Tottenham 25-26. This, but with a soccer ball

Don’t worry Spurs fans, a teenaged left back from Finland is going to solve this for us

It ain’t that hard Tommy