CursèdZebra

@cursedzebra

40+ • Non-binary • What the fuck are They talking about/is She serious? • Disabled • Neurodivergent • Artist • D&D • F1 • Pig Stacking Champion 📍 UK

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CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· 28d

A person in the stands of a sporting event holding up a hand written sign that says "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE"

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 10

Benoit Blanc in Glass Onion, looking annoyed and incredulous about this entire situation.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 10

Jessica Fletcher sitting at a typewriter and talking into an old fashioned telephone, with a speech bubble above her head.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 10

Is this... Jiggling for anyone else? Why is this website like this? I mean I know why it's like this, but, you know...

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 9

Why

The digital thermometer in my bedroom showing that it is currently (11:30pm) 27°c and 50% humidity

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 4

I got a yellow one! Accessories by The Gathering. A collection of B-sides, demo versions, and live performances from a band that I really like. Orchestral prog metal? I'm not good with genres. 3 discs! It's kind of a pseudo greatest hits. Aside, I am banning myself from vinted again.

A transparent yellow record disc sitting on my silver audio technica record player

A vinyl record cover for the album 'Accessories' by The Gathering

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 4

Leonard Nimoy in The Simpsons beaming out because his work here is done

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jul 1

Can you see why I like this album...

CD Album, 'Bitchin' by The Donnas. The cover of which is a leather clad bum.

The back cover of Bitchin by The Donnas. A group photo of the band over a purple zebra print background.

Track listing

Bitchin
Don't wait up for me
Wasted
What do I have to do
Save me
Like an animal
Here for the party
Better off dancing
Love you 'till it hurts
Smoke you out
Girl talking
Give me what I want
We own the night (bonus track)
Tonight's alright
When the show is over

Inside the booklet - song lyrics over a purple zebra (well zebra-ish) background

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 29

Apologise to them

Me showing my phone to 2 Furbies, who look shocked and appalled at what they just saw

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 28

F1 driver Fernando Alonso sitting in a fold out chair with his feet propped up on his helmet. He's looking towards the camera over his shoulder and looks depressed.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 27

I basically started my life over 13 years ago so don't own much old than that, which is a shame because I miss a lot of the things I didn't prioritise to pack when I left. My hifi is from 2003(?) but I've only owned it a few years. So I suppose that?

A Yamaha compact separate hifi system - Tuner/receiver, CD player, and mini-disc player. It is made of brushed stainless steel. Also pictured some shelves of CDs, some vinyl records, and a furby.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 23

My stats as of today. I just hit 90% progress. I will get there... Maybe. If I can be arsed with the joker stickers.

Balatro screenshot showing my stats

Best Hand: 3.775e19
Highest Round: 43
Highest ante: 16
Most played hand: flush [6358]
Most money: 418
Best win streak: 4 [1]

Progress: 90%
Collection: 100%
Challenges: 100%
Joker stickers: 66%
Deck stake wins: 94%

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 23

This one is from last year, and I couldn't upload it then, but I can now. #balatro

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 23

I've just had the most insane Balatro run. So first I get a Canio and a Pareidolia, a great combo. Then I get Triboulet. THEN I get a brainstorm. AND THEN I get an invisible joker, which I sell and it duplicated Canio. And then in the very next shop, guess what shows up. Yep.

Balatro screenshot. I'm at ante 12. My jokers are Canio, Triboulet, Pareidolia, Brainstorm, Canio. There is an invisible joker for sale in the shop.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 22

He's resigning to be a husband and father...

White text on a black background in the style of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Keir gets a divorce"

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 21

The mannequin from the 'stonks' meme in Keir Starmer's haircut and a fancy suit that it clearly didn't pay for, stood at a lectern with the government coat of arms on it. Behind is a big red arrow zig zagging down to zero, and lots of red negative numbers. In front is the word "FRENSIC" in the style of a Dark Souls death message.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 19

Starmer has over seen a Trans bathroom ban and moves to exclude trans people from public life. Been as bad on immigration as the tories. Supported a genocide. Restricted legal protest. Sold our health data to Palantir. And is currently pushing through a digital panopticon @adamjschwarz.bsky.social

Tweet by Adam Schwarz (blue tick): "Starmer's leadership had plenty of problems, unforced errors and epically failing to communicate the really good work that his government has done.

But the "worst PM ever" and fury he's faces is insanely disproportionate and shows how vulnerable Labour PMs are to disinfo campaigns if they don't accept govt."

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 14

Huh... They're smaller than they look #f1

A photo of my TV showing Ted's Qualifying Notebook on Sky F1. An engineer is pushing a trolly, on which is a black box about 2 feet square, labelled 'Spare Car'

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 9

Bane from the Harley Quinn animated series, with a partial speech bubble above his head, implying he is saying the above post.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 9

I just finished watching the Harley Quinn animated series, and Now TV auto-played another show afterwards, and the one it chose made me laugh out loud

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 7

How do you do fellow kids

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 6

"Where's George Russell from?" #f1

A close cropped screenshot of the F1 timing tower that just shows

LIN
BOR

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· Jun 4

A panel from a black and white comic of 2 smartly dressed men carrying briefcases and wearing hats, both waving to each other and saying "SAME HAT!!"

I would like to credit the creator of this comic, but cannot find an artist to credit..I did search!

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· May 29

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· May 27

This mother fucker said "list night"

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· May 25

Some more. I went back and forth trying to decide which triangles should be which colours and I'm not sure I found the best configurations for all of them.

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· May 25

A couple of years ago I made these Anglia TV pride logos with the aim of making stickers of them for Norwich Pride, but sadly due to illness I have yet to make it back to Norwich Pride since before the pandemic

CursèdZebra@cursedzebra· May 25

I can't wait to see what the flowers on this Aloa look like. It's never flowered before. The first year I had it it barely grew at all, but since repotting it in a larger pot with mostly gravel in, it has been doing much better. It may need to be repotted again soon.