Constantine von Hoffman
@curseyoukhan
He/Him. Old journalist raised by drag queens.
"Executives involved hail it as a new asset class" is a phrase with more red flags than singles' night at a biker bar.
The second headline proves the first story is false. Despite six months of lies about the end of the war, the press still reports things like this as if they were credible.
That's Muhammad Ali at the christening of Waylon Jennings' son Shooter. I always knew Waylon was cool, but I didn't know he was this cool.
Randy Newman's "Political Science" is satire, not policy. No one likes us -- I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down We're abandoned and alone... They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now
"A major candy crime"? I need a Law & Order spin off for this.
Speaking on behalf of all Bostonians: My head just exploded.
This @bostonglobe.com update is the most Boston thing ever.
Musk wants to bring a knife to a gun fight. True genius.
I don't mean to brag, but the Boston PD is being sued by DHS because of this.
Standing in line at the hardware store and the person in front of me said, "But ChatGPT said you had it!"
Haters will say this is AI, they are wrong. There was no AI back then.
A rat done bit my sister Nell With whitey on the moon Her face and arms began to swell And whitey's on the moon I can't pay no doctor bills But whitey's on the moon -- Gil Scott-Heron
"The Defense Secretary backed the decision to hit the vessel for a second time, but says he left the room when the order was given."
Pot calls kettle black while bowling balls rain down on glass house.