Friends, Romans, countrymen... Fuck!

Started a thing. Haven't had a breakdown quite yet.

I swear, practically everything I eat, no matter how innocent, makes my sugar do the roller coaster

Might skip the shower tonight.

Pre-dentist. Dear God, I just noticed how much I look like my Dad.

I HAVE FINISHED A BOOK (PLEASE CLAP)

#amwriting

Mornin'

Update on the fake job. Weirdly, they stopped talking to me

Look, my name! Hugo-eligible!

Werds!

Peace through obliteration. God, I hate this fuck with every fiber of my being.

Piper graduated training classes today!

It is finished. The Milano flies again

PS5 tentacle controller holder

I had a gift card and a mad need to use it

I can feel my soul dying. They made me do this.

Looks like writing is postponed for a week

Four of these might do fuck all for my pain, but at least I’m fucking up my liver

Hired a third party to sync up our products to the website, and look at this shitshow

Tonight's warm-up horseshit:

Speaking of under reviewed books What? You didn't ask? Hey, I don't come to where you work and poop on your desk

Men writing women in noir:

COLD WEST Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!

Romantasy, condensed

The math… is terrifying

How are you spending your morning, Clayton? Screaming, thanks.

Mine also devolved.

Time to rewatch The Prophecy