
My ass is finally starting to grow a little bit

I have the tiniest little bit of a chest starting to appear

Am the world’s laziest person so am pleased with myself lol

I have confit duck leg so everything is great

The town hall continues to be slowly unsheathed

Oh thank gods it’s electric otherwise it would be blocking two pedestrian crossings

We are in Black Mirror advertising hell.

I like this room so much more now than than when we moved in 😌

We made margaritas that weren’t awful !!!

I love limes. I love them.

I can’t decide if having wall art above the tv would look odd or not

We really fucked up with the internet didn’t we

Overcooked my meat ☹️☹️☹️

I have made the world a largest raviolo

If I die, wear black to my funeral

We are a truly joyless country

I have the wrapping skills of a child but I feel Christmassy now 🎁

Why don’t I just kill myself

I’m eating dinner before 10pm !!!