greg2hats
@cyberbadboy
PhD in Yo Momma
Looking at the Common Sense Media info on the Odyssey and this is actually a few of my favorite things
There were a billion of these little white quartz on the beach and I kept finding a suitably jagged chunk to reveal to my kids and say "look...I found an old man's tooth." I brought some home so I could do it to my friends' kids too. My best tooth rock is giving because I gave it to one of them.
Doritos took their eyes off the ball.... but the game doesn't wait for them.
My daughter has completed her first certification as a referee. I'm so proud of her and I'm making the same face as this guy to show it.
bought a bag of apples where i couldnt see the varietal marked on the bag and they arent very good
Excerpt from a series of texts from my wife about what our ten year old was doing.
Reddit movie discussions have the same kind of "wait why do you like this if you don't understand it at all" as Onion reply riffs but I loled at "I like the movie because it has a fantastic moon." I disagree that Pandora is one but I can agree that having a fantastic moon is important.
as a "cool uncle" i ordered my niece and nephew some art from these shops: www.inprnt.com/gallery/anya... by @anyachalina.bsky.social and from www.inprnt.com/gallery/katt... a print by @garin.bsky.social . You should check them out!
When my friend bort says he needs $120 to get DoorDash for dinner and a separate DoorDash order to get a soda from 7-11, please know that he is need. This is his alternative.
I got this cereal really cheap and I think it's because they picked a typeface that looks like ai nonsense even though it's not