Carotte Masquée

@cybercarotte

A carrot. Masking (the AuDHD type of...) They/them, elle (mais pas par choix.) I make robots run tests using the power of my mind. I'd rather be living in a video game. Je suis francophone. Et fan fini des Habs! 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🤓🐰

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir cybercarotte.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Jul 9

Easiest way for private messages if through the person's profile. There's a little icon that looks like a chat bubble:

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Jun 22

Heeeeee!!!!! @aussiehab.bsky.social (wanted to be sure you'd see this!!)

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· May 31

Made these for dinner... there's wayyyy too much. Anyone want some, I'd be happy to share! 😉

Two racks of pork ribs, just out of the oven, on a sheet of aluminium foil.

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· May 28

Go Habs Go!

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· May 24

Bon... restera à voir si c'est pour célébrer la victoire ou se consoler de la défaite... #GoHabsGo

Une cannette de bière de marque Scotch Ale du Nord

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Apr 29

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

At center ice in the Bell Center. Brendan Gallagher stands holding a lit torch.

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Mar 4

My masterpiece... women's teams, because hell yeah PWHL! #animalcrossing

A recreation of an ice rink in Animal Crossing New Horizons, complete with ads on the boards, a ref and two full teams on the ice

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Feb 15

Can someone with a different brain explain this title to me? I can't make any sense of it... 🤯

News story titled "it's been 58 years since it last took Canada this long to win Winter Olympics gold"

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Feb 1

Was talking about how I love tarragon with eggs with my bestie (who happens to be a chef) and he mentioned how he liked it in a quiche... so I made one -- leek and onion and emmental cheese. It is the best meal I've made this year. So proud of myself and so thankful for the idea ❤️

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Dec 31

Batman and commissioner Gordon sitting at a table in the darkness, toasting the New Year. Gordon says "Well here's to survival. Hopefully we'll be doing this again next New Year's-Eve." Batman replies "Hopefully."

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Dec 28

New friend for fake hugs, because real ones aren't a thing I have access to, like ever.

Large highland cow plushie, lying over and hugging a rectangular cushion

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Dec 24

😂👌

Deux rennes demandent au Père Noël "ça veut dire quoi 'bzjoyeux nroel a tgous'?" Et le père noel, assis dans la neige devant un laptop, répond "ça veut dire que j'écris avec des moufles et que je t'emmerde"

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Dec 17

Signs of depression, I guess 🤷

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Dec 15

Mine arrived just the other day. I named him Pudding, and he's been cheering me up a lot so far (currently in the deep depths of depression; cuddling with him helps)

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Dec 14

My friend and I were visiting Denali National Park and the bus we were in drove by this mama moose and her young. Hung around like we weren't even there for several minutes.

Mother moose and her (one) young, in Denali National Park

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Sep 16

I've changed my lockscreen image from a hockey player who's been traded 😩😩 to this bunny, but I don't know if I like it yet...

Screenshot from an iPhone lock screen showing a rabbit wearing glasses.

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Sep 10

Random old picture I took in December 2012.

The fountain at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, at night

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Sep 5

Vous m'excuserez si je braille ma vie pour les quelques prochains jours. 😭😭😭

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Aug 23

Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with

Carotte Masquée@cybercarotte· Aug 20

🤯🤬🤬🤬 FFS, I can provide the exact same services!!! And yet people should want to date an AI instead of bothering with poor little me? AI is ruining my life...