CynicalTherapist
@cynicaltherapist
LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
Tell me about that mental health hobby that has saved your fucking life.
Why does the classroom-sex-doll-chatbot teacher look like that Roman numeral-sex cult-branding guy?
Off to inhale the gunpowder clouds to see if they taste as good as they smell
The type of gal who will run out of jars before she runs out of curses.
Your official membership card is good at all participating dive bars.
You can just buy holy water bottles, you know. They don't even check if you're qualified to fill them with the spit of the holy ghost.
John Travolta's upside down head is barely recognizable in stunning new photos. Courtesy of @elgecko.bsky.social
Made my mom a card so ugly she put it directly into her purse.
There's a long weird story about how my police dog became obsessed with marbles, but that's not important right now.
California not living down the crackpot heretic rumors any time soon.
They do offer the path of least resistance for*potential fleeting happiness* though.
You ever find a really good piece of cardboard and have to make it weird or you'll die?
Painted a special egg to add the blasphemy dozen for good friday.
*cut to me getting started on my blasphemy eggs for the fertility holiday.
Really having a hard time figuring out the situation that would necessitate my phone's emoji kitchen suggestions.