Daddysahole

@daddysahole

Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS 🏳️‍🌈⬇️😈

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Daddysahole@daddysahole· 13d

Oh, almost forgot! As I was leaving he asked what I do for work. And said, “hhhhmmm, maybe I should hire you”

Daddysahole@daddysahole· 15d

There’s this uber-rich Daddy Warbucks who I sometimes bļow in his office at lunch. He’s been out of town all summer. But he’s baaaaaack

Daddysahole@daddysahole· 16d

I should also point out, he’s super nice. Sometimes he sits down for a chat

Cartoon of two men sitting and talking indoors with the caption: “me pretending to listen to him talk but actually thinking about gagging on it”

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jul 11

So, you gotta love this purposefully ambiguous interface. Which is “on” and which is “off”?

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jul 3

Hope your 4th is loads of fun!

Illustration of fireworks that looks suspiciously like an anis with the caption “happy 4th of July”

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jun 28

Gah! Got hit up by a VERY sexy farmer in rural Hooterville. Do I delay my return to NYC?

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jun 25

5 brawny shirtless Brazilian men kicking a soccer ball in the grassy area across from my building. Hope this becomes a regular thing

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jun 21

My favorite Father’s Day tradition is texting: “got test results. Call me” to all my tricks who are dads

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jun 13

Waking up with a sore hole and a full heart

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Jun 7

Gah! I may have gotten too much sun; feeling that familiar tingle that often presages a cold sore

Daddysahole@daddysahole· May 21

Buff, studly (straight?) client coming into town tomorrow. And my (queer) boss got a haircut

Meme of Fry from Futurama squinting his eyes with the caption “son that’s how it is”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· May 11

I’ve been on a pineapple kick lately. Breakfast lunch dinner. Fresh. Dehydrated. Juice. All of it. A friend remarked: “that’s kind of ironic”

Alanis Morisette in a pink woolen winter hat in a car smiling and singing “don’t ya think”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· May 7

We drove around a deserted parking lot bc the new beau believes in safe sex

Daddysahole@daddysahole· May 6

Jenna Mahoney from 30 Rock wearing a hat that says “Jenna Side dot com” and saying “I’m not hearing it, Liz”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Apr 21

Julia Roberts in pretty woman walking down a street in a white dress and white gloves carrying expensive shopping bags,

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Apr 19

Change of plans. He chose the one with remote 🥵

A (clean!) black vibrating plug with small black oval-shaped remote control sitting on a white countertop

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Apr 18

Pollen got me like

Close up photo of a man with eyes red and wide. His face is cut off in the frame so you can’t see what his mouth is doing. But it’s doing something naughty.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Apr 15

Aaaaand, he’s coming back at lunchtime

Text exchange in which one participant says he is heading back to hotel and needs to “unload fast”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Apr 15

My crazy ex-bf “allowed me” to: Suck his **** On hotel balcony While on phone Drinking (my) bourbon

Julie Andrew’s in a big brass bed with the Von Trapp children singing “these are a few of my favorite things.”

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Apr 2

To be clear: I delete my comment. Delete my like. Unfollow. And block you. You are dead to me. In my mind, you no longer exist

John Hamm in Mad Men, standing in an elevator in a dark overcoat, striped tie and scarf saying “I don’t think about you at all.”

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 29

So… my man last night was a really nice guy. Sexy too. He’s into pumping—which looks hot. But it was frustrating & unsatisfying for us both. Like handling one of these. Is this typical for pumpers?

A box of “Magic Wiggler” toys: a water-filled tube, like a sealed condom, that is soft and squishy and tubular in a variety of colors.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 29

I’m not sure. I’ve usually scared them off by now

Elaine Stritch on stage in a black dress jacket and white blouse. She looks wistful and the caption is from a song “this is all very new to me”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 27

You can keep your A-ball thingy. Back in my day, we had a can of lard and a CO2 Bullet

Carbon dioxide suppositories: two in white plastic covers and three bare on a blue background.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 20

Desperate times call for drastic measures

Close up of blue plaid boxer shorts revealing just a hint of a black chastity cage (cherry keeper micro)

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 14

Great. Just great. This emoji is going to annoy me every time. He’s facing the wrong direction!!! 😡

A collection of newly released emojis including one of Bigfoot or “hairy creature” facing left

Still photo from the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film which supposedly captures the creature walking in the distance and facing right.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 4

Still talking about Pillion with my new beau. He likes relationships with “clearly defined roles.” Guess which role I am?

Photo still from the movie Pillion, showing a close up of Colin (the actor Harry Melling) with messy hair and an old leather jacket with the caption “I have an aptitude for devotion”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Mar 2

That was a pleasant weekend. Got me out of a dark funk. Saw a movie. Saw my new beau. Got railed mercilessly. Caught up with friends. Napped

Still from The Simpsons cartoon showing Millhouse in his bedroom, with arms raised in triumph

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Feb 25

This winter is on my last nerve. My absolute very last, raw nerve

Meme of Jennifer Coolidge from The White Lotus but the caption changed to read “these snowflakes. They’re trying to murder me”

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Feb 20

He’s still here … in my bed 🤭 ttyl

A soldier standing in silhouette in a sunrise on the beach holding a flare aloft with an American flag superimposed in the sky. The caption reads “mission accomplished”.

Daddysahole@daddysahole· Feb 16

I am in meetings from 10-4 today. Including lunch. How does this happen? How?