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Hey Kids, Dad here. Every movie is a dad movie if I watch it, and once I figure out this danged DVD player, there’s something to learn from each and every one of them. Follow me here and on letterboxd for movie wisdom!
3 things I learned from #TheSheepDetectives: 1. Never go for the cheap hair dye. 2. Police are always hopeless in nighttime stories. 3. Maybe ewe can win em all. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #primevideo boxd.it/fkZpVt
3 things I learned from #AustinPowersInGoldmember: 1. Daddies are supposed to be present for the circumsision. 2. Avoid standing next to or directly beneath any large globes. 3. At the end of the day you’ve just gotta do it for yourself, baby. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays boxd.it/29xG
3 things I learned from #Passenger: 1. #vanlife is not everything TikTok has lead me to believe. 2. You can buff most of those scratches out in a matter of minutes. 3. If there's one thing hitchhikers need a ride to it's a church. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/fhtwGJ
3 things I learned from #LastOfTheMohicans: 1. If you want to head West, just face North and, real sudden like, turn left. 2. It's too hard for white people to keep promises. 3. Your life is over as soon as someone steals your heart. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/fgsAmx
3 things I learned from #Idiocracy: 1. A pimp's love is very different than that of a square. 2. 30 billion - 20 billion = 80 billion. 3. Smart people may not be cool, but they do things. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/ffGFMJ
3 things I learned from #ChristopherRobin: 1. You can’t just take a teddy bear from an old man. 2. Look out for any Pooh on a bench before sitting down. 3. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Disney+ boxd.it/fdJ2Gl
3 things I learned from #AustinPowers:TheSpyWhoShaggedMe: 1. No excuses for not noticing machine gun jubblies. 2. Honeypots are nearly indestructible. 3. The only thing that happened in the 70s & 80s was a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays boxd.it/29xQ
3 things I learned from #BeastOfWar: 1. Even the mud in Australia is trying to kill you. 2. Grenades make a hell of an alarm clock. 3. Don’t blow smoke until you know who’s @$$ you’re blowing it into. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/LjAg
3 things I learned from #Obsession: 1. You can make just about anything into a sandwich. 2. True love is being willing to piss your own pants for someone else. 3. A billion dollars will last you the rest of your life. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/fauiO9
3 things I learned from #BeingThere: 1. The elevator is the smallest room in the house. 2. Mr. Rodgers is a powerful aphrodisiac. 3. All you gotta be is white in America to get whatever you want. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/f9zJ3v
3 things I learned from #VoicemailsForIsabelle (Mom's Pick): 1. If you paid for the giggles, you should get the giggles. 2. Fastest way into a guy's pants is reminding him of his mom. 3. After you die, someone straight up just GIVES your number to someone else. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f6Rjzz
3 things I learned from #AustinPowers:InternationalManOfMystery: 1. No shame in a courtesy flush. 2. Carrot Top movies are a direct result of human organ trafficking. 3. Killer sea bass should at least be ill tempered. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays boxd.it/29y0
Don’t take off that tuxedo just yet. #007Sundays continues with some honorable mentions. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies
3 things I learned from #TeamAmerica:WorldPolice: 1. It can be lonely at the top. 2. ******* get ****** by ******. But ***** also **** ********. 3. Matt Damon. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f4H0NJ
3 things I learned from #TheHome: 1. No swimming less than 48 hours after a skin procedure. 2. Knitting needles are not very sharp, but they’re sharp enough. 3. Working with the elderly can be very draining. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/f3CZJf
3 things I learned from #UntamedHeart: 1. Totally normal to sneak into someone's room while they sleep and decorate for Christmas. 2. Never complain about a free haircut. 3. Gals love a stalker as long as he's sweet about it. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/f2KleX
3 things I learned from #TheChroniclesofRiddick: 1. Don't bring 4 men to a 5 man job. 2. Everything will be fine... as long as your a main character. 3. If you want to keep taking off your glasses dramatically, you have to keep sneaking them on. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f0Y7U1
1 thing I learned from #TheChroniclesofRiddick:DarkFury: 1. Artists are freaks. Art lovers are even bigger freaks. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f0Y0VV
3 things I learned from #PitchBlack: 1. You don't get to pick the country you die in. 2. There's a very thin line between cop and mercenary. 3. Anything over 45 proof burns rather well. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️
4 things I learned from #007Sundays: 1. No means yes. 2. Any car tumbling down a cliff is on its way to a funeral. 3. No shortage of ppl out there willing to work for a psychotic billionaire. 4. Nothing is racist or sexist if it’s in the name of Queen & country. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies
3 things I learned from #NoTimeToDie: 1. Never kiss a dead body. 2. Letting go is hard. 3. A gut feeling is less helpful if it’s due to a gunshot wound. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays #waitBondCanDie? boxd.it/cPX2
3 things I learned from #DisclosureDay: 1. Nuns can’t have sex until after they’ve lost their calling. 2. You’re allowed to pull your pants down in front of doctors. 3. It’s safe to trust anything on a network news channel. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/MDJY
3 things I learned from #ToyStory5: 1. Record players were a fad. 2. You don't pick your friends, your devices pick them for you. 3. Sooner or later everyone plays "Pick the Poop." #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #disney boxd.it/eXdNOD
3 things I learned from #ToyStory4: 1. Life begins at creation of eyes and mouth. 2. Pay attention to your inner voice. 3. Believe in yourself and you Canado anything. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #disney+ boxd.it/eWpHyf
3 things I learned from #ToyStory3: 1. Pigeons love tortillas. 2. Sequins are tacky. 3. Lea el manual de usuario. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #disney+ boxd.it/eVA4Zf