Computer Controlled

@daftjunk

Things I'm into but may or may not post about: electrical engineering; functional safety; photography; music production; theme parks; death metal; 90s new age; running; retro gaming; peanut butter.

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Computer Controlled@daftjunk· 24d

Top 10 all-time YouTube video title.

YouTube video thumbnail titled “Elections have consequences, up to and including diarrhea”

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jun 14

Why TF is Team USA dressed like this at the final round of the Curtis Cup?

Donald Trump looking large and frumpy in a red hat, white shirt, and black pants.

An amateur golfer cosplaying as frumpy Donald Trump.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· May 4

Left bird.

A nightlight that’s in the shape of an illuminated blue bird.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Mar 9

I asked ChatGPT to describe how the United States won a short war, using only words from a list of the 200 most commonly used words in the English language. Imagine his voice when reading this.

The united states start a war a few day ago. The war come after a time of bad talk with other people. Now the war is over and they say the united states win. Their men go in, do the work, and come back very fast. Many people look at this and say the united states get what they want in a short time.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Mar 6

Forgive me Lord for I have AIed.

A bunch of weird idiots bow their heads in prayer to the moron goblin king.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jan 14

A smug disregard for authority you say?

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jan 9

No context, literally, because I don't know who these characters are.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jan 2

Fuck CBS News. I don't need Donna the local wine mom's opinion on everything. That's what Facebook is for.

A screenshot from X.com (sorry) with a dorky guy in front of a bunch of important-looking computer screens and the tweet with text "'On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you.'

That changes now. The new CBS Evening News starts Monday at 6:30 p.m. ET on CBS."

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Dec 5

Happens bi-weekly.

An angry man having a chip inside his brain that's labeled "Affordable health care" replaced with one that's labeled "Somalis in Minnesota" and he remains angry.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Nov 17

This is what comes to mind when the Trump administration offers money:

The Joker from 1989's "Batman" gives away a bunch of cash before he basically murders a whole neighborhood.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Nov 2

And the average American should know that this is what the guy running it all looks like.

A photo of Dan Bovino in his Nazi-inspired doom coat.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Oct 31

Actually I did have that on my Bingo card.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Oct 30

DHS likes to call everyone a terrorist now, but DHS, CBP, and ICE all fit the FBI's definition pretty darn well:

Definition of Domestic terrorism from fbi.gov: Violent, criminal acts committed by individuals and/or groups to further ideological goals stemming from domestic influences, such as those of a political, religious, social, racial, or environmental nature

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Oct 1

Stephen Miller, when someone calls him a fascist:

A frame of an outtake from the film "Liar, Liar" in which Jim Carrey was accused of being an over-actor and the caption reads "Oh no, they're on to me!"

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Sep 22

Here's @hankgreen.bsky.social producing dub techno while praising drug use on my YT home feed.

A set of two YouTube thumbnail images. On the left is Hank Green, stretching is arm to the left. On the right is an image of an arm touching a drum machine. It looks like it's Hank's arm.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Aug 22

Kash Patel and his pals in Bolton's house:

Two characters from the hit film "Zoolander" manipulate an orange early 2000s iMac, with a caption showing a line from the film which reads "The files are inside the computer."

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jun 4

The only gender-related surgery worth talking about is Kash Patel getting castrated by the Fox News set designers who put him in this big boy high chair.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jun 2

Fox News should be charged with castrating Kash Patel by putting him in this high chair.

Kash Patel sits in a big boy chair waiting for a Fox News guy to feed him green beans via airplane.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· May 23

At least some of the good people in government haven't been fired yet.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· May 5

A more realistic AI slop image:

In this AI slop image, Donald Trump, in typical dingus fashion, grabs the business part of a lightsaber to see what it feels like. It hurts.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· May 4

Here's the Star Wars version of his "looking at the eclipse" photo. I regret the AI slop but that's the world we live in.

Donald Trump, looking comically plump, is holding a red lightsaber's hilt with one hand while curiously and painfully testing what it feels like to grab the saber blade with the other hand.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Apr 22

Sorry Donald.

Screen capture from Star Wars Episode VII, captioned "Your game is old. There's no one in the galaxy left for you to swindle."

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Apr 15

*click *

Meme where grey guy says Jews are bad but then he’s reprogrammed by Fox News to suddenly dislike antisemites.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Apr 14

Not sure if this guy had a goofy sense of humor or if this was a cruel coincidence.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Mar 7

And now all these planes and others need to divert from their destinations.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Feb 9

And October 2024 wasn't the time to start kissing Trump's saggy ass.

Email subject line from The Washington Post that says "Now is not the time to stop reading."

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jan 28

It feels like only yesterday when the country had to make the tough choice between cruel reckless fascist jerks and ... a competent black woman.

The knight guardian of the Holy Grail says, "They chose poorly."

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Jan 21

When it comes to Trump and Trump voters and Project 2025 and all of us reasonable people warning the country not to do this, I think of the scene from Ghostbusters where the EPA jerk forces the poor worker to shut down the containment unit and all hell breaks loose.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Nov 19

NEC Ready 425. 486SX at 25MHz. 4MB RAM. 170MB HDD. www.1000bit.it/ad/bro/nec/n...

Screenshot from an NEC Ready ad from 1993.

Computer Controlled@daftjunk· Nov 11