Dallas McLaughlin
@dallassmclaughlin
I tell stories in front of people’s faces. Albums available on Bandcamp and Apple Music. Rager.
Old man tries to skateboard with kids. #comedy #standup #skateboarding
This FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT! Come see me co-headline @madhousecomedyclub.bsky.social with my non-sexual friend James Schrader!
The rain in San Diego is the end times. #comedy #jokes #standup #sandiego #severance
The guy who starts dancing at the end of the song. #comedy #funnyvideos #dance #sabrinacarpernter
Your kids will hurt you. Just differently. #comedy #jokes #standup #parenting
What happens when an audience member in the front row gets up and leaves? NOTHING GOOD! #comedy #jokes #crowdwork #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #humor #weddings #engagement #funny
Jokes. Just a couple jokes. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
Ever get in trouble with your mom for doing something really stupid? [LINK IN BIO] An excerpt from my story “Westec Bandits” - full story & album (Rough Drafts: Stories to Drink To) available at link in bio. #comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny #momjokes #storytelling #livestorytelling
Come see me live and buy my albums. Make me super rich so I can afford eggs. [LINK IN BIO] #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #SanDiego #democracy #funny #funnyjokes
“We’re just three wacky dudes looking for a super groovy gal who will wear this Susan B Anthony dress and stomp on our balls. We have wine coolers!”
Do you support Hitler sh*t? #Trump #Texas #Transrights #trans #transgender #govabbott #governorabbott
People literally voted for Trump because they said their freedoms were being taken away, so when they gain power they……….oh. Right.