Dallon🍉

@dallons

eng/esp/日本語 i made a really bad comic at age 3 and haven't been normal since 🖌️ 🌐 📬 🔍 #art #strawpage

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Dallon🍉@dallons· 7h

this information has been haunting me all day to a point where i had to visualize it so i can carry on with my life

Two bust sketches of Cloud Strife from the video game universe Final Fantasy VII. The one to the left is of him as he appears in the main series at age twenty-one, while the one to the right is a hypothetical of him at age forty.

Dallon🍉@dallons· 1d

my deleted tiktok account being on the knowyourmeme page for bowser x luigi still haunts me

A cropped screenshot, the focused sentence being: "Animations and memes featuring the pairing became popular on TikTok the same month. For example, TikToker @hotshotriot posted an animatic of the pairing, garnering over 824,000 views in a week (shown below, left)."

Dallon🍉@dallons· 15d

testing them for homophobia

A photo of a dilute calico cat laying at the top of a blanket-covered couch, looking at the photographer. A copy of Anne Proulx's "Brokeback Mountain" is sat on her flank.

A photo of a cream tabby cat curled around and sniffing the same book from where he is settled inside of a donut bed.

Dallon🍉@dallons· 23d

who the hells is this

A photo of the poster (hi) holding a large, ragged-looking owl feather. It is warm in color and has dark stripes that fade at the base.

Dallon🍉@dallons· 25d

go my beasts

A photo of a Chopstick snail climbing up the inside of its tank next to the thermometer.

A photo of a golden mystery snail hanging out at the floor of its tank beside an empty plant pot and piece of driftwood.

Dallon🍉@dallons· 27d

"not cool" they say

A photo of a dilute calico cat laying in front of the doorway of a red-walled room.

A photo of a cream tabby cat sat in the same doorway several minutes later.

Dallon🍉@dallons· 27d

been night-dark from a wildfire since around 12:00pm and my cats that guard my door whenever something's up are being so normal about it #comic

A four-panel sketch comic.

Panel one: A house with a lit window against a dark orange sky.

Panel two: A cartoon version of the artist looking over his shoulder at a calico cat loafing in his room's doorway.

Panel three: The cat looking up grumpily while the artist walks over, asking: "Are you OK."

Panel four: The cat continuing to glare up in the foreground. Another cat, a tabby, can be seen in the background loafing at the edge of a stairway while glaring out a window.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jul 10

yeah man the generative ai thing is going great

A cropped photo of the poster's local news TV broadcast, being an instruction list containing the following:

"How to stop new Meta AI model from using your Instagram pics (according to NewsNation).

To make account off-limits:
- 3 lines on top right
- "How others can interact with you"
- "Sharing & reuse"
- "Allow people to reuse your content on Instagram & with AI features at Meta"
- Toggle off "posts" & "reels."

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jul 8

some for-fun additions

A closeup of the painting in the replied-to post, focused on the flag and man.

A photo showing the full painting set on an easel in the artist's bedroom-studio.

A photo of the artist's signature on the back of the canvas, featuring a minimal handprint, initials, and the date of completion (July fourth, 2026), all in black ink.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jul 8

"I feel her watching, sometimes. From the shade." commission for @/revlark on tumblr! #art

A digital bust painting of a blonde woman staring ahead tiredly, half of her face and all of her chest hidden by plants. Upon close inspection, she appears to be just entering the first stage of decomposition.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jul 4

#art

An oil painting featuring a man wearing a dark cloak and tricorne standing on a rock formation before the flag of the United States. A musket is loosely held in one hand and settled behind him. Various scratches in the canvas mark hidden shapes, such as human skulls.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jun 24

oh yeah #art #makeaterriblecomicday

A comic labeled "Make a Terrible Comic Day 2026."

Panel one: A cartoon version of the artist sits in front of his screen tablet.

Panel two: The same image, with the artist now looking up at the reader, saying: "I dunno what to make a comic of so you're getting a current thoughts dump instead."

Panel three: Various doodles, including the following: A "handsome" version of the artist accompanied by text inspired by Impact memes, saying: "How I f--how I feel not paying eighty to one hundred dollars for Grand Theft Auto 6 that is a scam wtf." Another cartoon artist floating blankly, thinking: "I love art." A very simple shrimp labeled: "how do I draw these things." A cartoon German Shepherd labeled: "these things are awesome." The artist holding a bag of live shrimp, labeled: "the shrimp I got for my office tank just got here I'm so happy!" Finally, the artist mimicking the "Two Soyjaks Pointing" meme at a low quality image of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jun 20

a rabbit kit moved into our yard about a month ago and it's grown into having a forehead diamond :)

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jun 10

you will never guess who is also struggling right now. it's ME!!! i hate cars commissions are open on ko-fi: -character sketches ($20 for bust, +$5 for full body, +$5 for color, +$5 for +1 character) -bust paintings ($80, +$20 for +1 character) all help is appreciated! link below #commissions

A commission advertisement by the poster, titled "Dallon's Horrible Car Fund." A tiny drawing of him says: "I'm broke! A mechanic damaged my car for (one thousand dollars) and the repairs cost another (one thousand and five hundred dollars). I'm so thrilled!" Below are two commission types being offered: a character bust sketch for twenty dollars able to be made a full body for an additional five, and a bust painting for eighty dollars. A list of what is accepted: human and humanoid characters, feral characters, blood and gore, body horror, and suggestive imagery. A list of what is not accepted: mech characters, hate speech, character design creation, and sexual intercourse and masturbation. At the very bottom of the image reads: "Commissions are for personal use only and are not to be resold, modified, or fed to generative AI."

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jun 8

dead serious btw. absolutely no need for this

A photo from the driver's seat of a holographoc speedometer that appears to float above the hood of the car. It shows the area speed limit sign beside the car's current driving speed.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jun 5

notice where that boom starts and think very carefully about it. lmao

A screenshot of Summer Games Fest 2026, showing off the number of game releases on Steam within the first five months of a year from 2020 to 2026. In order: 2020, 2,386 games. 2021, 2,327 games. 2022, 2,660 games. 2023, 4,731 games. 2024, 6,810 games. 2025, 7,862 games. 2026, 9,265 games.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Jun 2

its like strippers and the economy to me #art #ffxiv

A three-page comic about background characters in the game Final Fantasy 14 recognizing plot severity patterns in the amount of protagonists present in the area.

Page one, panel one: Bloezoeng, an apron-clad man belonging to a fantasy race of giantlike people, cleans a glass with a rag while saying: "Afternoon, miss." An unnamed chef, a young human male, leans against the inner side of a counter, saying: "Hi Tataru!" Another man wearing armor, Hugubert, turns while walking, saying: "Hey Tataru." A human woman named Alys can be seen carrying a plate of glasses behind the counter. In the foreground, Tataru, who belongs to a gnomelike race, says: "Hi guys!"

Panel two: Bloezoeng leans against the outer side of the counter with wide eyes and crossed arms. The chef reaches across the counter for Bloezoeng's cleaned glass, also wide-eyed, saying: "Oh! Hello!" Alys is peeking over his shoulder, visibly surprised, as is Hugubert, who now leans against the counter. In the foreground, a man with feline features, G'raha, says: "Afternoon!" To his side, a woman belonging to the same race as Tataru, Krile, says: "Hello!"

Page two, panel one: As the chef moves off with the dish plate, Alys stands straighter, looking confused as more people walk by. In the foreground, Thancred, a man wearing an armored jacket, says: "Afternoon, you lot." Y'shtola, a woman with feline features and a staff, says: "Afternoon." Urianger, a tall elven man only visible at the shoulder, says: "Greetings."

Panel two: The majority of the shot is taken up by various characters in the foreground, being Alisaie, a young elven woman that looks concerned, Abaddon, a player character that towers out of view, Lucina, a player character belonging to a draconic race, and Alphinaud, Alisaie's twin brother. Various speech bubbles indicate a conversation happening between Alisaie and Abaddon, though the words are unclear.

Page three, panel one: Bloezoeng, Alys, and Hugubert are where they were last seen, each looking various kinds of concerned. The unnamed chef can be seen having come to a halt while carrying the dish plate, visibly stunned.

Panel two: Bloezoeng looks over his shoulder to grin at Alys, saying: "Booze, anyone?" Alys leans down to reach under the counter, a plain expression of acceptance on her face, saying: "Think I could go for some, yes." Hugubert adjusts his posture to look at them over his shoulder worriedly. The chef slouches down to reach under the counter as well after setting the plate on it, eyes closed and lips pulled tight, thinking: "Oh my gods. Oh my gods man. Dammit. I knew things were going too well. Shit...why me..." His thoughts continue, but the text is mostly hidden behind his body.

Dallon🍉@dallons· May 30

alright

A photo of a cream tabby cat sat in a pet bed with a single leg stretched in the air behind his head. He is not grooming himself and doesn't even realize how he's sitting.

A photo of a dilute calico cat curled on top of a couch with heavily squinted eyes and a single outstretched paw. She, comparatively, looks very intelligent.

Dallon🍉@dallons· May 9

long time no abaddon #art

A bust sketch of the artist's Final Fantasy 14 character, a scarred man with messy hair and sharp, rabbitlike ears.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Apr 29

lol

A photo of a gas price screen that reads: "4.299 (USD per gallon)." Beneath it is a simple sticker that reads: "Trump did this."

Dallon🍉@dallons· Apr 28

doodles from class #art

A scanned page of various black ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A bulldog with a spiked collar, a bat, an ugly duckling, a chameleon, a rabbit, a stinky cat, a blank-faced baby with the words "The Goo-Goo Stare", a mustached old man, a smiling old woman, a deer with overgrown antlers, a scrawny man wearing a "Hollywood's next top white boy!!!" shirt, a lion, a wolf saying: "I just think the whole "abo" thing has complicated my life in a needless way to be honest.", a four-horned goat saying: "I love socialism", and a tiger.

A scanned page of various black ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A rat saying: "Cheese.", a cat stretching, a curly-tailed gecko, a dragon resembling a small lizard, a swirly circle, a grumpy-looking cat, a boy resembling Pinocchio, and a dog with the word "dog." written on it.

A scanned page of various red ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A coniferous tree, a deciduous tree, a willow tree, a boy wearing a baseball cap with a spinner, a smiling cat, a flower, a loon, a mouse, a woman wearing a turtleneck, a grumpy wolf, and a rattlesnake.

Dallon🍉@dallons· Apr 27

if anyones still looking for moleskin alternatives i religiously use these two sketchbooks from peter pauper press.....paper in them is micro-perforated too which is always fun to earn oohs from other artists with