Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin
Gross little monster hiding under the bed. I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post. No AI. Period. End of sentence.
I am still reeling that there is an actual Egg Cartel and they were caught price fixing. I thought Homer Simpson was making that shit up.
Is that beloved character actor Robert Preston? Star of the gender swapping comedy Victor/Victoria?
So they invalidated it because of the 90 day wait period then? I thought Republicans were against waiting periods.
If anybody needs a character background written before game night, I got you. Go ahead, hit me up. I ain't busy. bit.ly/4e6ABS8
New bank rolled into town and as soon as I saw their logo I assumed that it was insured by stolen Nazi gold. Like what is your customer welcome pitch, "Come in, open account and we give you Gold Tooth from Jew!"
Just the legs. Transformers do not have the Barbie smile. You want my familiar to scout the area? Sure. DECEPTICONS ROLL OUT!
She knows we still have internet right? She knows we can look things up, doesn't she? Don't just lie when the RECORDING light is on, dipshit.
Elon's face here says "It was me who farted. No one will ever know."
How do you tarrif a person? You don't go through customs to cross state lines. Is he confusing Customs with the "Check your boat for barnacles" checkpoints?
I believe I requested a stroke of "pants-shitting" severity. Please have his nurse check his freedom-bloomers. Here is my receipt.
Hoax? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.