Do any of you live near these places?

I made this the last time this trend was popular 7 years ago. I don't even think Motley Crue is on tour right now, and if they are... well.. you know what to do.

The truth about the Kentucky Derby

Lincoln baby I miss you

I was on the South Dakota morning news.

Wichita? This ita!

All other comics selfishly go where the crowds are I however selflessly go to where the comedy isn't!

I dated a lady in Oklahoma and i'd imagine a world where I would carpetbag my way out to the plains and become the new great american buffalo icon, roaming the prairies, letting folks feast on me while I lived a simple life eating stuff off the ground and arguing with people about Leon Russel. Sundy

Little Rock! I'm bringing you joy and fun. Come make this show even more successful than the Evanescence show in 1999 where they debuted Bring Me To Life.

Louisville! Tonight!

If i wasted time making it you can waste time watching it!

I forgot this app existed..hope y'all like chest hair

Cincinnati this Friday

Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.

Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.

Do you use your phone in the bathroom?

Capitalism sucks, right everybody? Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.

A fun joke you can use to roast a witch

Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.

A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin

How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs

A joke about saddles

My face when I read all your very funny posts.

Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.

Important news for Louisville Kentucky

Louisville Kentucky!

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