Janey M

@dancingonjelly

Getting by one day at a time. Passionate about creating an inclusive world for all. Also passionate about cheese. AuDHD. She/her; they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ Show me your cats and dogs!

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Janey M@dancingonjelly· Jul 10

Just a LOT going on here. I have so many questions, and yet also, I don't?

Samsung News pop up that says:

Samsung News 17:10
Evening briefing
Stars speak out over Ann Widdecombe's death, Bafta-winning actor not guilty of rape, Ryanair passenger 'sucked out of window'

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Jun 25

I am BEGGING corporations to understand the connotations of the emojis they use. #Edusky

Email notification from TeacherToolkit.

Text: "Hot Respurce = Making Feedback Matter Making Teaching Easier to Understand.

They have used the very red faced sweating emoji with an open, panting mouth.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Jun 17

Every time someone talks about King of the Hill, I am reminded of this tweet from 2017.

Tweet by Jacob Oller @Jacoboller

"This is the hardest I've ever known someone didn't watch the thing they were writing about"

Below is an image of a cropped section of an article. It reads:

"...families. Other shows for which the occupation is not blue collar or is not spe- cified are set in working-class locales. The occupation of Hank of King of the Hill (1998) is unspecified, but the setting suggest a blue collar suburb. The Tor-"

Janey M@dancingonjelly· May 25

Same energy. #TheMandalorianAndGrogu

Image of Keibu from The Mandalorian and Grogu. A large, scary wolf.

Image of Gmork from The Never-ending Story. Also a large, scary wolf.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· May 23

They really are stunning. Here's a long shot at in the evening.

The Kelpies sculptures are in the center frame (two large horse heads). In the foreground is a canal, and behind them the evening sun is breaking through grey clouds.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 27

My SO is playing Horizon Forbidden West, and there were Triominoes patterns in the background, and Google tells me that I am mistaken, but no. These are Triominoes. Or some other game? I assumed it was a puzzle. Apparently not. @guerrilla.bsky.social: am I mad? Am I wrong? 😅 #HorizonForbiddenWest

Aloy (a warrior) stands in front of a wall in the Gemini Cauldron. The wall panels are triangular and blue, but several are illuminated in yellow.

The corners of the illuminated tiles are matched by corner: dot or no dot. They each make a serpentine shape

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 24

You've heard of "vibes coding"? Well, today I did "vibes carbonaraing". All the ingredients of a good carbonara, none of the "working out the correct amounts and portions". It is pretty good, tbf. Despite appearances (needed more egg and better stirring).

A bowl of carbonara pasta with very clumpy yellow egg and a big dollop of grated cheese.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 12

Tucker Carlson just made a point I agree with and I am big mad about it.

The Worst Person You Know Meme

Image of white text on black around an image of a balding man with stubble looking directly at the camera sternly.

Text reads:

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You
Know Just Made A Great Point

A heartbreaking story is currently unfolding that's sure to have devastating ramifications for years to come. Just moments ago, without any warning, the worst person you know just made a great point.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 5

Ah, the traditional Easter snowfall. ❄️🥶🐣

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 4

Finally, some shiny luck! #PokemonGo

Shiny fashion week Minccino. A pink mouse-like pokemon with white tips on its ears and tail. It is also wearing black fancy glasses and has black lace bows in its ears. The Team Instinct leader has thenstats up at the bottom corner. It is a 3 star pokemon, with perfect defense.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 3

I will never stop reposting this when the opportunity arises.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Apr 2

Sponges for men. Because otherwise, washing is too girly. #PointlesslyGendered

A plastic packaging bag containing a single round yellow sponge is hanging on a shop shelf, next to other various "manly" hygiene products such as "black 5 piece razor set" and "touch up razors" and an aggressive looking loofa mitt.

The packaging is silver and black and reads:

"Ramer.
Sponges for men.

Invigorating body sponge."

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 28

He's fab! Please also enjoy this cormorant.

A black cormorant sits with its wings spread open in the sun. It is on a floating bed of grass and greenery on a calm river reflecting the green of the trees and bushes on the far bank. A swan is swimming into leaves in the background.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 28

#TheHighLife musical premier today was amazing. Just so, so good. (Is it good or bad I got a William Low joke aged 40...?) Alan Cumming & Forbes Masson were superb, as was the entire cast. Loved the energy in the theatre in general. Oh, and it was ABSURDLY Scottish. 🤣 (Irn Bru hair accessories?)

Banner at Dundee Rep for The High Life musical, with the cast as they were in the 90s.

Brown curtain with a blue and gold world map on it and the words "Prestwick Airport" in gold on it. There are 5 clocks embedded, all set to 10:09. The clocks are labelled Aberdeen, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Dundee and Inverness.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 23

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Picture of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama (an older cartoon man with glasses, no hair, a green jumper and a white lab coat) looking sad. Text over image says "Oh... I made myself sad."

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 20

Genuinely sad that fascists are using "zog", because this is what I think of when I hear the word (and I will be DEVASTATED if Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler are secret Nazis).

Image of Zog, the brown flying dragon, from the children's book.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 15

Cheering myself up with my #Stolas socks. #HelluvaBoss

Image of a leg in a dark purple sock with an image of Stolas's face (an owl with a white, heartshaped head with purple feathers around it and large red eyes).

There are also yellow moons amd stars and a gold and pale purple book and planet visible.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 14

Google photos tells me I take a LOT of photos of sunsets.

Google photos.collage of 15 photos that are almost all of some form of sunset, often over water. In one, the Eifel Tower is visible over some rooftops.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 11

I mean, they gave the world Zootopia...

Zootopia still of rabbit mum and child sitting on the subway next to a tiger dressed in a very tight red shirt, reading a tablet.

Zootopia tiger dancing wearing nothing but sparkly hotpants as was seen in the end credits concert.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 9

Well, I got zero shinies and caught exactly 1 legendary pokemon. 😅 This meme was circulating on reddit and is apt. #PokemonGo #Pokemon30thAnniversary

"No take, only throw" dog meme for pokemon go.

Panel 1:

Dog with "niantic" on it is holding mewtwo in its mouth. Writing above it says "Legendary encounters".

Panel 2:

Hand reaches to take the mewtwo. Writing says, "No catch!!"

Panel 3:

Writing says, "Only Encounter".

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 7

"Sorry. You aren't dressed posh enough to pee here."

Sign on a dark blue pub wall saying "toilet" in brass.

Below that is a poster reading:

"Dress Code Policy

No tracksuits
No work wear

After 9pm

Friday
Saturday
Sunday"

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Mar 2

I have terrible shiny luck in all aspects except Feebas. These are what I have left after several evolves and trades. 😅 #PokemonGo

Pokemon Go pokedex filtered for shiny feebas. There are 7. They are purple

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Feb 24

Thank you! I think your postcard got me this guy! 😍

Screen shot from pokemon go showing a shiny scatterbug. The shiny version is silver with yellow eyes.

This scatterbug has cp of 192 and will eventually evolve into the river variant vivilian.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Feb 18

Mum and I used to jokingly refer to Ash Wednesday as "Spot the Catholic Day". And tbf, it's still a game I subconsciously play. I think she liked the whole "solidarity" aspect. Mum would have been well happy with mine this year. She loved a good solid cross. 🤣

High forehead with beige skin and blondish hair, cropped at the eyebrows up. In the centre of the head is an ash cross, although the right side is a bit undefined and faint.

Janey M@dancingonjelly· Feb 4

I very much lost track of new pokemon that came out after 2010, but I got a dreepy today in #PokemonGo. His lore is he's a literal dinosaur ghost whose final evolution form keeps mini versions of him in his horns to shoot at enemies like missiles. How am I only learning this now?