Hurry up, I have a 20 minute call with Mitch!

Anyone know tech support here? This feature isn't working for Mitch McConnell:

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whomp whomp whomp #science

'Merica #1

Cedar Waxwings. Can't believe I caught it. #birds #wildlife #nature

Glitch McConnell

New flag just dropped.

After seeing some of their manpads launched, I think this counts as an AD battery:

🚨Breaking🚨: White House proposes changes to fix reflecting pool; to open Trump water park on site.

Posting a picture of a chair for no reason.

If this happens, I'm finding a way to keep bird seed on top so it's constantly covered in pigeon shit.

Sometimes Google's AI is helpful:

well shit, guess I'll send mine instead

I guess the news isn't always bad. . .

If I may be so bold . . .

Hey Iran! Simplified peace plan . . . 🙏

Who made the straight closed?

What done looks like.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinList

He's only sweating because he has tiny hands that can't do this.

Why would you expect the speech to be any better than the actual state of our union?

"I gotta be honest with ya, I'm not feeling so great"

Well that was a fucking lie. . .

This is russia . . . They'll just announce GDP is off the charts.

Happy new year!

RFK Jr: *lives*