Dan Warren

@danlwarren

Science: ENMTools, RWTY, general eco-evo quant stuff. Music: Hypnospace Outlaw, Frog Fractions 2 ARG, Son of Strelka, The Scientist, Evergreen, Waldeinsamkeit. Opinions, jokes, and cat pictures presented here are my own.

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Dan Warren@danlwarren· 23d

Cat science!

Dan Warren@danlwarren· 25d

a lot of people don't know this but progesterone is actually just a portmanteau of

Dan Warren@danlwarren· 25d

we're still going to the moon but we're going to pass through the center of the earth first

A chart of SpaceX stock showing it falling off a cliff, much like a self-driving Tesla might do.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· 28d

Giving a talk on R Markdown tomorrow and I feel like I'm making some really strong arguments

A powerpoint slide saying R Markdown - why? That explains the benefits compared to other ways of sharing analyses with colleagues. The bullet points are:

Sending back and forth raw R code
-Ugly
-No plots
-Basically useless without also sending data, and even then you get issues with paths, different package versions, etc.
Pasting code and plots into a word document
-Tedious and time-consuming
-Has to be re-done every time your data or analysis changes
-Bill Gates was great friends with Jeffrey Epstein
R Markdown outputs
-Beautiful
-Plots and interactive widgets
-Clear formatting
-Can be directly used as supplementary info for journals

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Jul 9

just had a thought Made with meme.app 🔥

The epic handshake meme. One side says "balatro players", the other says "little shop of horrors audiences", and the place where the hand meets says "shouting fuck the plant".

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Jul 5

Not only is Brock the fartiest kitten I have ever had, it is becoming increasingly obvious that he specifically asks to be picked up when he has one in the chamber. Absolute little monster.

An orange and white kitten lying on his back in the crook of my left arm, with a defiantly farty look on his face. I am wearing a cream colored sweater.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Jun 24

I am about to make BANK y'all. 100% profit.

Screenshot of a text conversation with one person asking "Hi Dan, would you sell 10001 Lancet Ln?" and the reply "It's not my house, so yes."

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Jun 17

Now THIS is how you do a visual abstract.

Screencap from the Jim Lill video showing a line chart with the title "Pro Tools Converters" with bold red type over it saying 25 IS BIGGER THAN 13.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Jun 13

The Donald J Tarp and John F Kennedy Memorial Center

A picture of the front of the Kennedy center with workers on scaffolds raising a tarp so you can't see them remove Trump's name from the building because he is a big sensitive baby boy.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Jun 7

One of my top two, with the other one being

Screenshot of an Onion headline reading "Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks"

Dan Warren@danlwarren· May 27

Brock is the stuff-licking-est kitten I have ever had and today he has decided his primary action item is to try to lick the inside of my nostrils. No idea why, just woke up and decided today's the day. Pic from a break between attempts.

An adorable orange and white kitten sleeping in a dark blue fleece blanket. He's on his back with his feet sticking up.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· May 18

Used to be an angry young man but now I’m

Photo of part of a dog food bag saying Adult With Beef

Dan Warren@danlwarren· May 13

weird, I wonder why people don't like him

Dan Warren@danlwarren· May 12

thank you, facebook AI suggestions no notes

Screenshot of an old Onion article called Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out.

Facebook's AI suggestions below the article include "How does Ellen feel about being eaten out?" and "Why do husbands eat their wives out?"

Dan Warren@danlwarren· May 1

We still have a lot of work to do on the inside, but the framework of the catio is now done! Here are some pics of the boys exploring yesterday.

An orange and white kitten, head taking up most of the frame, reaching towards the camera with his paw.

An extremely poofy orange loaf of a cat, sitting in an open window.

An orange and white kitten on the seat of an adirondack chair.

A large orange cat and an orange and white kitten exploring an enclosed patio at night. There is an orange ladder in the background and a bunch of recently plucked grass sitting on a brick in the foreground for the cats to snack on.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· May 1

Absurd

An adorable orange kitten snoozing on his back with his paws folded

Same as the other picture, but shot from the side instead of looking directly down

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 29

skills workshop

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 28

I can try!

A sign from Taipei with a giant picture of a hamburger and the text "BURGER!" in yellow and then below that in hollow white letters "CAN YOU EAT?"

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 28

At this point I don't think we're ever having kids but if we did adopt a daughter I already have a name picked out.

A gold sign on a building in Taipei that has black Chinese characters and then English text below it saying "FELICITOUS TRIPOD INTERNATIONAL CO., LTD."

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 28

A sign from a Japanese bakery saying "Integrated Nuts"

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 27

George cleaned the baby last night!

A huge orange tomcat cleaning a tiny orange and white kitten on a white fuzzy blanket.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 27

He is just impossibly small

An orange and white kitten snoozing on a man’s chest, supported by his hand.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 24

Important message for you from mister Teeny Weeny Broccolini, esquire

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 22

Brock is growing so fast he already lost his baby head

An orange and white kitten asleep in a fleece-lined box with his head tilted back so that's covered and he doesn't appear to have one.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 22

Really waiting for the new kid to relax a bit.

An orange and white kitten about ten weeks old sleeping on his back in a fleece-lined box, just absolutely dead to the world.

The same kitten from the front with his eyes closed, paws almost touching the camera. He is the asleepest that anyone has ever been, ever.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 22

"We're running an experiment to see if we can piss people off and destroy our entire value proposition"

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 21

Adopting Brock has led me to ponder a seemingly paradoxical question. How can George suddenly be such a big strong man while still remaining a tiny little baby guy?

A small orange and white cat (Brock) sleeping on a windowsill, while a much larger orange tabby (George) sleeps in a fleece-lined box next to him.

Brock (left), a small orange and white cat, is laying in a fleece-lined box. He is looking at George (right), a much larger orange tabby who is laying on the table and staring right back. Behind them is a window with a dark colorbond fence visible through it, with a couple of banana trees growing up against the fence.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 19

We rescued a galah that was acting very lethargic and weird near traffic yesterday. We don't know exactly what its problem was, but it's with Wildlife Victoria now and hopefully it's doing okay!

A galah (an Australian parrot with a pink head and grey body) sitting on a sidewalk with its eyes closed.

A woman wrapping the galah in a towel to keep it calm and safe for transport.

The galah in a pet carrier, with a backyard behind him.

The galah in a pet carrier being dropped off at the vet.

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 16

I have often been told that I own, so this is very concerning for me

Screen grab of a headline from news.com.au saying "If you own, a perfect storm is coming for you".

Dan Warren@danlwarren· Apr 15

Now that George has made it to Australia we are starting work on a catio that is going to be large enough to house a mountain gorilla. It's going to include the whole back patio and one side of the house.