Hey you! Yeah, *you*! 🫵 How would you like to see some real stretchy underpants stretched over a nerds face? Well lucky for you I got just the thing! Source: super duper unknown undercover nerd who definitely wouldn’t want his friends here yanking them instead

Heheheheheheheheheh I forgot about this so I obligatory follow up and freak out about how ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE @brieflyy33n.bsky.social has done this years festivity flag :3

Been a minute since I did a little bit of solid stretching, so the mood for most of this weekend was “shoulder wedgie vibes” And also a little peek of some fun undies I forgot I had, since some friends said I should wear some pink today :3

Whoops, looks like I dropped something…

Found out my bed doesn’t have the best angle for this, buuuuuut, I can’t help myself but hop on a fun (and hot) trend!

It’s just… one of those weeks yknow?

I am once again reminded of how much I like this print on briefs, it perfectly rides the line of “oh wow that’s a pretty cool design” and “WOW that’s embarrassing underwear!” …..and it can also stretch pretty far too I guess, not that it has ANYTHING to do with anything 😳😋

Something just hits different about color coordinating your outfit with your undies, idk

Idk if anyone’s familiar with the board game Root but the last expansion finally released and I now have them all! Sooooo who wants to come over for a Board Game weekend?~ :3

Another mysterious case of the “Garage Curse” as I’m now dubbing it :3 I dunno what happens, one second I have my pants on, no problem, and the next, they’re suddenly on the floor! I’m just glad my underwear stayed put this time~ 😋

Dang, why’s it kinda fun doing stuff in the garage?~

You ever get the feeling in the morning and go “yeah, today’s gonna be a rhinestone undie day~”? No, just me? Okay then 😋

Aww, thanks! I think they appeal to me the most for a few reasons~ One is that I’m a reeeeeeeally big fan of butts in general, and I think briefs show em off the best! Another is my own personal love for wedgies (which is where the TW’s come in) But I just have a general love for undies really!

I’m so sorry to whoever sent this in last time, I didn’t see it!!! I promise I wasn’t ignoring it!

Whoopsies, I uh… slipped and my pants come down a bit and I accidentally fell and got stuck in this….. you know what actually never mind, I didn’t slip at all 😳😵‍💫😋

ALSO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UPDATED REF SHEET, @brieflyy33n.bsky.social FRIGGIN SMASHED ITTTTTT, I LOVE HIMMMMM, THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭🩵🩵🩵

Hey so uhh…. Animal prints are *super cool* and definitely not a wedgie magnet, right? You definitely wouldn’t *need* to yank these and get a better look if you caught a little peek from me bending over? You promise? 😳

There’s just something so fun to me about the idea of digging into the back of someone’s pants to find a stereotypical pair of heart-plastered undies, so I couldn’t help myself when MeUndies went hard this year with Valentine’s prints 😋

Had SUCH a fun time hanging out with @kaithewah.bsky.social this weekend, and I even got to meet Alex for a quick minute! Though I did pay quite a Tug Tax for it all 😵‍💫 (tho I definitely got my payback >:3) Thank you so much for hosting me!

It’s Tuesday, so you *know* we got the black pants and contrasting white undies on 🙂‍↕️😏

Nooo, you definitely *didn’t* see me put on tighty whities underneath my boxer briefs!…. 😳 Okay, maybe you did, but they’re just to help keep warm okay!?! 🫣

Oh shoot, I hope belated gifts are still accepted :3

Felt a little fun after taking the first pic and wanted to do a little stretch, but someone else was in the elevator, AND he went to the garage too AND also actually parked inside as well, so I had to wait till I got into my car, but I think it was pretty worth it 😋😳

Aaaaaaaa, no thank YOU, because things like this are so so kind and helpful in helping keep up posting, cause sometimes it can def be a little daunting, feeling like maybe I’m being a little annoying if I post too much 😅 🩵🩵🩵

Why yes I have! In fact, I’ve even posted some of them here if you scroll back a bit! (I know, it’s been a little while 😅) But I think the longest I’ve ever hung for was like 5-6 minutes? And even that was only because I had prepped a lot of buffers and prepared to stay up there a little~

Gonna keep it classic and say an Atomic :3 But I’m also gonna put a little twist on it and add: in a pair of my bully’s (ideally slightly worn) briefs 😳😋

Omg YES, sooooo many!!! Some of the tops ones tho: Black Myth Wukong (Need to finish) Silksong (Need to finish) Octopath Traveler 0 AND I ALSO STILL NEED TO FINISH THE LAST LITTLE BIT OF EXPEDITION 33 BC IM SO CLOSE AND I KNOW ITS A FUCKIN BANGER

Ooo, hmm, first lemme just say that if we’re friends who are pretty close, I already wanna bully you a pretty good amount! However, in the name of science, the three dudes who I’d wanna floss before getting super flossed BY are; 1. Jayce (specifically from Arcane) 2. Daredevil 3. Thor pls and ty 🙏🙏

Omg I’m so sorry to whoever sent this, I never saw this one!! But first off, thank you so muuuuch! :D And secondly, please feel free to comment! As long as you’re not coming at me crazy hot with anything wild, I’ll most likely like and comment back, so please do!

Finally back to work, and apparently I had an appointment for a quick Stretch Test in the bathroom! I hope I passed 😵‍💫😵‍💫