Daniel Howard

@dannyman

I am an American, Chicago born. I ride a bicycle because Silicon Valley lacks buses. Woke but drowsy. Slava 🇺🇦! WWW: Mastodon:

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Daniel Howard@dannyman· 7d

I need to get up here more often.

My bike aside the rainbow bench in memory of Millie Hughes-Fulford. It's on the San Francisco Bay with the Moffitt hanger and NASA Ames and Google HQ in the background.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 7d

Pro tip: in satisfaction surveys, try to call out the good stuff!

Rate your conversation: slightly frowing face

Comment: you folks have bad data that messes up my use of the app but at least you told me to fuck off about it quickly

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Daniel Howard@dannyman· 8d

Young people think AI is cringe and it makes you dumb and it makes you look dumb. via The Week August 7, 2026

The generation
that Al can’t impress
“Some kids will never think
Al is cool,” said Elana Klein
in Wired. In fact, the hottest
take among the youngest
cohort, so-called Genera-
tion Alpha, is to reject Al
entirely. While adoption
rates are high—particularly
for “school assignments
and companionship”—37%
of teens now “cringe when
they see Al content like
music and videos,” and
over a quarter believe
artificial intelligence “will
have a negative impact
on society in the next
20 years.” Many of them
cited job losses, environ-
mental concerns, and “the
decline of critical-thinking
skills.” Some students
have started calling
people “dumb for using
it” instead of using their
own intelligence. New
generations typically
“adopt new consumer
technology eagerly.” But
this demographic doesn't
care for the way that Al is
being pushed on them by
adults and tech compa-
nies. Melanie Green, a
communications professor
at SUNY Buffalo, said they
are also “acutely aware
that whatever disruption
happens, their generation
is going to be bearing the
brunt of it.”

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 13d

I just hope my local newspaper has enough resources that someone is around to have a mild "undo panic" over publishing this headline.

The headline reads "data centers face undue panic about mild resource impacts"

But they used the word undo: u n d o where I believe they really wanted to use undue: u n d u e

There is plenty about our current situation that I would love to undo.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 15d

The San Francisco Bay Area has long been infamous for its NIMBYism blocking new housing. Now NIMBY tactics are being leveraged against the world's most loathed property developer. And his fucking would-be ICE facility in Gilroy. Nick Bhasin in today's Merc.

The headline reads finally nibby tactics being used for a worthy cause.

Local governments are using the national environmental policy Act as well as the administrative procedure act against the federal government.

There is also the intergovernmental cooperation Act which requires the federal government to work with local governments before building something like an ice facility.

It is thrilling to watch the nimby smoke screen being used for good instead of evil.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 16d

Sunnyvale at risk of losing "appearance of poultry farm" at 434 Crescent Ave. (Neighbors ARE concerned with 3-story townhomes being built.)

Neighborhood Impact

* Site will no longer provide appearance as poultry farm

* 434 Crescent Ave will maintain visible presence and heritage resource will be continue to be enjoyed

* Proposed townhouse buildings will be similar height and density to surrounding multi-family developments

* Sufficient separation and landscaping will be maintained around heritage resource to preserve integrity

City Hall: Councll Chambers

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 17d

The Pushcart War

It occurred to me a long time ago that there are so many reasons you could lose a job that if you started to worry about them all, you would be afraid to say anything. And for anyone who has a lot to say, as I do, this would be a hardship.

However, I shut up for the simple reason that I do not have anything else to say at the moment. It is such a nutty argument about the pushcarts.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 23d

From The Week, July 24

Only in America

The U.S. Forest Service has
criticized a new gambling platform
whose users bet on California
wildfires. Wyldfyre.io—slogan:
“You can't predict fire. But you can
trade on it”—says its crowdsourced
market will help improve wildfire
forecasting. While Wyldfyre cur-
rently allows only simulated bets,
with “real money coming soon,”
the USFS says any system that
could incentivize people to bet on
potential fires that they then start is
“not compatible with our mission.”

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 23d

Local utility box about sums it up.

There is a graffito of a depressed looking puffball next to a sticker that reads "SUPERBOWL LX CHINGA LA MIGRA"

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 24d

My view of the Spanish goal on Telemundo via Peacock.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 26d

I'm with Karen. (via The New Yorker, July 20, 2026)

AT A PRICE

It was hard for me to read Melanie Thern-
strom’s piece about fabulously wealthy
women spending thousands of dollars on
a gynecologist who coaches them on op-
timizing their orgasms, because it arrived
the same week that my towns small com-
munity hospital, in southeastern Ver-
mont, announced that it anticipates hav-

ing to close its birthing center this year
(“Billionaires’ Vagina Club,” July 6th &
13th). If that comes to pass, then many
women will have to travel out of state,

often across long distances, for obstetric

care. This week, I also read that the av-

erage annual compensation fora C.E.O.

of a major national health-insurance com-

pany is more than twenty million dollars.

I also encountered a poll, no doubt insti-

tuted to mark our nation’s two-hundred-

and-fiftieth birthday, asking: Are you

proud to be an American? I'm thinking

about how proud I would be if our coun-

try made serious strides to eliminate this

level of economic injustice.

Karen Tyler

Brattleboro, Vi.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 28d

I love Little Free Libraries. We have a lot of them around where I live. I don't give one take one; What I do is when I see one, I'll look inside and if I see something good I'll grab it. [1/3]

Daniel Howard@dannyman· 28d

An update! * reads what's new Ah! Yeah. Uh thanks Google but I'm good.

Your Pixel is getting even better with the latest features
and enhancements along with Android 17.

Learn more at our Community page.

What's new?

With Screen reactions, you can now record a selfie
video overlay while capturing what's on your screen, all
without needing extra apps.|1]

*Gemini Omni makes creating and editing videos as
easy as having a conversation. Blend text, images, and
videos to bring your ideas to life.12]

Describe an idea or upload a photo, and it'll be
transformed into a high-quality audio track with lyrics
in Gemini.[3!

«Easily turn your apps into floating bubbles over your
main screen to check them quickly or multitask without
disrupting your flow. [4]

1 Screen reactions are only available when screen recording is set to
record the entire screen.

Download and install

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jul 12

Ready for the game!

Danny has Telemundo, Trevor Noah, pizza, beer, cat.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jul 7

Not much point to watching the game; If we score fewer goals then Belgium there will be a call placed to FIFA to count the goals again.

Balogun holds up a picture of Donald Trump to a ref who is holding up a red card.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jul 5

CW: Oligarchy Optimizing Orgasm Private Equity has come for the Clitoris

New Yorker clipping

BRAVE NEW WORLD DEPT.
BILLIONAIRES VAGINA CLUB

Dr. Sally Greenwald optimizes orgasms for the women of Silicon Valley.

BY MELANIE THERNSTROM

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jul 1

Big USA game today. I am wearing my most patriotic socks!

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 30

CW: Finding Nemo This clownfish hole is getting deeper.

Lents opens with the example of
clown fish, of “Finding Nemo” fame.
Clown fish, which hide out among the
tentacles of sea anemones, live together
in tight-knit, highly regimented groups
known as queues. Every queue has ex-
actly one female, who is the biggest fish
in the group and runs the show. Next
in line is her mate. He’s the second-
largest fish and the group's only sexu-
ally mature male. The rest of the fish
are stuck, Peter Pan-like, in a state of
arrested development. If a queue loses
its female, it rearranges itself. Her part-
ner undergoes a sex change and takes
on the role of the breeding female. His
position is assumed, in turn, by the larg-
est of the immature fish, who, thanks
to the tragedy, finally gets to grow up.
Were “Finding Nemo” true to life, when
Nemo’s mother is eaten by a barracuda,
his father, Marlin, would begin to tran-
sition. By the time Marlin and Nemo
are, at long last, reunited, the change
would be complete, and, in the absence
of a larger male, Nemo would mate with
his now-female father. “It’s probably a
good thing that Pixar wasn't striving
for biological accuracy,” Lents observes.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 30

CW: Copulating in bat guano From the New Yorker.

Neotrogla is a genus of bark lice native
to Brazil. The lice live in dry caves
and feed predominantly on bat guano.
Male Neotrogla produce capsules of
sperm, known as spermatophores, which
also contain a protein-rich fluid. Even
for a louse, it’s tough to make a go of it
off bat shit. And so female Veozrogla have
evolved a penis-like appendage, which
they poke into their mates and use, like
a straw, to suck up spermatophores,
thereby combining sex and snacking.
There is so much competition for
spermatophores among females, Sun
reports, that it “often leaves males with
little time between copulations.”

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 17

"Dear Google AI, please generate an image of what an enshittified app store UI would look like. Thanks!"

Search for "Microsoft authenticator" puts a sponsored, lower-ranked ad-encrusted third party app above the actual result that anyone would actually want.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 17

Dude just wants his rug back, man.

Also up for sale are the
two rugs that are essen-
tial to the plot of “The
Big Lebowski,” including
the rug belonging to Jeff
Bridges’ the Dude that is
soiled at the beginning of
the 1998 film that “really
tied the room together.”
Bidding on them opens at
$15.000 apiece.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 17

I prefer bicycling mixed with train. But in 2015 I bought a brand new Nissan Leaf for $15k and that car continues to be wonderful.

NYT having "how much money are EV drivers saving" with a graphic that shows gas cost up $3.67 and EV up $0.42.

No I do not have a subscription so I'm sharing a preview image.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 13

Saturday

The banner headline of the Mercury News reads "Musk is first trillionaire." Danny is flipping off the iPad.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 12

For whatever it's worth, Google's AI agrees that Google's UI sucks because there's a bunch of people at Google that don't talk to each other. Google's AI is also of the opinion that it will get better as Google's AI replaces those siloed teams of humans and takes over the software development.

Gemini 3.5Flash

It is definitely a "big tech company" disease. When a
company gets as massive as Google, teams become
siloed. The team building the Android operating
system, the team building the Google Search app, and
the team building Gemini are completely different
departments. They often compete for resources and
screen space rather than cooperating.
As for me? | am Gemini. I'm the Al model running
under the hood. | don't design the Android menus or
the nested settings cogs—I just process the text and
try to give you straight answers.
There isa push across the industry to use Al to clean
up these messy menus so you can just tell your phone
"change my power button settings" and it does it,
rather than making you hunt through three layers of
cogs. But until that's fully baked, the interface is going
to stay a bit of a chaotic patchwork. You aren't hoping
for too much; it really shouldn't be this messy.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 12

The New Yorker, again.

“Remember, it’s illegal to use your phone while driving.
Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car.”

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 11

Good call ecobee! I was just thinking to drop the thermostat manually and then turn it back up at 3:00 p.m.. I like it when the appliances are smart enough that I don't have to intervene.

Cooling home before peak hours

eco+ is using less energy during the hours when
electricity is more expensive, to help save you money.

Cooling to 62°F - 71°F until 3:00 PM

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 11

Source: The New Yorker

The torch held by the Statue of Liberty, wrapped in barbed wire.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 11

Great News, Everyone!

Random-ass news headline with a fire tornado on the water. Headline reads "Giant fire tornadoes could clean up oil spills faster with less pollution"

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 11

Good home commute, but took it a bit slower in the 80s F. 23 miles round trip.

Daniel Howard@dannyman· Jun 10

Good commute.