☀️ Summer Starling ☀️

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Working on it. She/her.

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☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 10d

Rain and thunderstorms all night with no threat of severe weather, yesssss night night

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 11d

I have been laughing at this for three days

The Onion: Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 17d

Men 😆

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 17d

And the show doesn't make it A Thing. It feels natural, like of course this behemoth's right-hand man is actually a woman. When I saw the police officer in season 1 wearing "no makeup" and her hair in low pony with a plain rubber band I was VERY PLEASED.

Deputy Roscoe Conklin, who looks like a real person

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 22d

"What did you say to me??"

Enzo! A schnauzer poodle mix blepping at the camera in a close-up

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 24d

"Fifteen is right on the edge"

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· 24d

YEP 🤮🤮

L - I like it if they already had a relationship at one point. Because then you don't have to build it.
G - I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.
L - And he was forty-two.
G - He hasn't seen her in twelve years. Now she's twenty-two. It's a real strange relationship.
S - She had better be older than twenty-two.
G - He's thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve.
G - It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time.
S - And promiscuous. She came onto him.
G - Fifteen is right on the edge. I know it's an outrageous idea, but it is interesting.
Once she's sixteen or seventeen it's not interesting anymore. But if she was fifteen and he was twenty-five and they actually had an affair the last time they met. And she was madly in love with him and he...
S - She has pictures of him.
G - There would be a picture on the mantle of her, her father, and him. She was madly in love with him at the time and he left her because obviously it wouldn't work out. Now she's twenty-five and she's been living in Nepal since she was eighteen. It's not only that they like each other, it's a very bizarre thing, it puts a whole new perspective on this whole thing. It gives you lots of stuff to play off of between them. Maybe she still likes him. It's something he'd rather forget about and not have come up again. This gives her a lot of ammunition to fight with.
S - In a way, she could say, "You've made me this hard."

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jul 11

Elaine begs Jerry's mom to turn on the AC

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jul 10

How . . . fun for Luke Wilson. His girlfriend will be closer in age to their baby than to him 😒

InStyle
Luke Wilson, 54, Welcomes First Baby With 24-Year-Old Girlfriend Kendall Yates

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jul 4

The first draft of this had some rough typos

Do you take this man to be your lovely wet husband question?

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jul 2

I thought this was Mama Fratelli at first

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jul 2

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jun 27

I know she's somewhat short but I think a mistake has been made

3 ft 8 in
Nicola Coughlan • Height howtallis.org, Image: sky.com

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jun 12

**Somebody** is upset that my instructions say no animals in your freshly laundered bed the night before surgery

A small brown and white dog is perched longingly on the arm of a chair a few feet away from a bed. He won't be able to jump across the gap and he is very sad about it.

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jun 11

A local dude has been driving around all over the county lately with these in the back of his truck. Just confusing people and causing a stir. Lol. As my mom would say, it takes all kinds.

A red pick-up truck with a stuffed bear and stuffed wolf in the bed. The bear is up on what looks like a fake stump, so it's extremely visible.

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jun 10

@omgitsemilyward.bsky.social Thank you, Emily!! They are so cute! (Enzo agrees.) Many hamburgers to you!

My wrist wearing two beaded brackets, reading "my goomah" and "ya gotta laugh". My dog Enzo is photobombing in the background.

☀️ Summer Starling ☀️@darlingstarling· Jun 9

Found in the used section at the local book store. I used to LOVE this book as a junior high kid. Can't wait to read it again and remember what it was all about.