Dash Kwiatkowski

@dashkwiatkowski

Award Winning Paranormal Investigator. Award Winning TTRPG Writer. Plz consider me for any other extremely niche awards. Huge slut Watch our Queer Paranormal Docuseries Liminal @ Gay, Korean, Trans. They/Them.

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Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· 27d

Huh. I didn’t have any theories about this before but now I feel like maybe I should?

A screenshot from USA TODAY that says : “Trump: FBI is ‘wasting their time’ looking into Lindsey Graham’s death”

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Jul 7

Whoa if you get a funnel cake from wienerschnitzel it comes pre-cummed on! You don’t even gotta bust on it, it just comes like this.

A funnel cake from wienershnitzle that looks the frosting looks like cum is on it

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Jul 6

Deltarune Weird Route/Ch 5 spoilers, but I don't see anyone talking about the fact that the red dialogue box from Kris and Noelle mirroring the red border from the door in the sword route when Kris and Noelle both get "used up."

a screenshot of the red dialogue box from the chapter 5 weird route in deltarune

a screenshot of the sword route ch 3 door with a red frame around the door

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Jun 15

joe rogan's body but with heat miser's head

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· May 28

I made art today

A garish blue background with the text “Workin for the man? More like JERKIN for the man” with garish terrible fonts and a cgi man in a jerking off motion, a clip art Lego jerking off, a shirt with jerkoff emojis on it and clip art of a man working on a computer

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· May 7

Everybody is complaining about Fox and Falco (I think they look fine) but nobody is talking about how Slippy is an eldritch nightmare

A horrific picture of Slippy Toad from the starfox 64 remake

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· May 6

This is the one you pick for the ad huh this is the best one you got

An ad for some ai garbage called akool with a really bad cgi mr beans face over Superman’s face next to a real picture of mr bean

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· May 3

Profoundly sad at the idea of someone ordering Bucca Di Beppo on grubhub

An imagine of spaghetti in red sauce from a listing for Buca Di Beppo on Grubhub

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Apr 1

There is an older Japanese wrestler I really like whose whole thing is loving bread who posted that his self-proclaimed group “Bread Club” is disbanding but hash-tagged it really beautifully.

A tweet by Satoshi Kojima saying bread club is disbanding and that he hates bread with the hashtag “aprilfoolsday”

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Apr 1

Plz don’t April Fool me I’ll cry. My check engine light came on for the third time this month and I’m broke as hell for the next week and a half so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dash in bed in a monster high shirt looking sad

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Mar 31

Fash & Chips

A sign for fish and chips where the I is a lighthouse that looks more like an uppercase A

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Mar 5

jim carrey looks like the end of the mask when the bad guy puts the mask on

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Mar 4

Very important that you know this about “Love Never Dies” the sequel to Phantom of the Opera based on a book co-written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

The sequel was delayed because Lloyd Webber's six-month-old kitten Otto, a rare-breed Turkish Van, climbed onto Lloyd Webber's Clavinova digital piano and managed to delete the entire score. Lloyd Webber was unable to recover any of

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Feb 28

Whoa Pombon's evolutions look so cool! Great work @tobyfox.undertale.com

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Feb 28

The twin peaks intro but it says Tim Peaks

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Feb 27

If you already ordered a physical CD of my debit EP it’ll be in the mail soon! If you haven’t ordered one now is a great time to! MurderSheDid.Bandcamp.com

Two copies of the EP case with the cd leaking out of one

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Feb 17

EP drops Friday but you can snag a presale nowwwwwwwww murdershedid.bandcamp.com/album/scratc...

Dash wearing a monster high shirt making a silly face in the car

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Feb 17

In a first ever “Loser gets Vaccinated” match

A promotion for a ronda rousey vs gina carano mma match on Netflix

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Feb 12

A list of all of the names of ispods from Wikipedia

The second half of the list of names of wood louse from Wikipedia

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Dec 4

Not sure I have what it takes to face Shiny Super Saiyan Simisage #Pokemon #LegendsZA

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Aug 24

A youtube thumbnail that says "I cooked every bird in the world"

a portion of a wikipedia article called "List of endangered birds" that says "In December 2019, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) listed 460 endangered avian species.[1] Of all evaluated avian species, 4% are listed as endangered. No subpopulations of birds have been evaluated by the IUCN.

For a species to be considered endangered by the IUCN it must meet certain quantitative criteria which are designed to classify taxa facing "a very high risk of extinction". An even higher risk is faced by critically endangered species, which meet the quantitative criteria for endangered species. Critically endangered birds are listed separately. There are 683 avian species which are endangered or critically endangered. "

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Jul 26

Mine is stuck on "submitting" so I'm just leaving the browser open but here it is!

An image of a purple pitbull with blonde hair and the text "Undertale is a beautiful piece of media and one of my favorite games of all time." attribute to "Dash"

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· May 19

okay sure man yeah why not

a youtube thumbnail that says "The Joker Sings the Black Parade (Full Album, No AI) with a picture of the Joker in the pose of the guy from the cover of The Black Parade

Dash Kwiatkowski@dashkwiatkowski· Apr 28

When I got this top I felt SO dysphoric in it and hated how I looked and I’m looking now and I actually feel cute* *I do think it’ll be cuter with high waisted shorts