Dave

@daswickerman

Product Manager, Luthier, Game Historian, founder of Ask Francis, Dog Appreciator. Opinions my own

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Dave@daswickerman· 19d

I just got sent this image from the Cyclops scene in Elon Musk's Grok-produced Odyssey.

William "Wee Willie" Davis and Tor Johnson shirtless an wearing a rough vest respectively. Their arms are crossed and they both have two eyes.

Dave@daswickerman· 19d

He IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

A small beetle "standing" and gripping the horn over the eye of a horned viper.

Dave@daswickerman· 23d

I think Paredes should be banned from football for a significant amount of time.

Dave@daswickerman· Jul 7

VARgentina through to the next round!

A still of the VAR review of the disallowed Egypt goal. The foul, not called at Egypt's touchline, then Egypt traverses the length of the field and scores. only after the score does VAR step in and say there was a foul.

Dave@daswickerman· Jul 7

I'm sorry folks, with this loss the US has had to return Pissing Calvin to the nation of his birth.

Mannekin pis urinating on an American flag

Dave@daswickerman· Jul 1

A lot of talking heads don't have the guts to talk frankly about Glycon.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 28

When you're a cybertruck bro dreaming of that Pontiac Aztek life.

A cybertruck with some weird wedge shaped panniers on the sides and a flat cargo box on top that extends the roofline up and sweeps back so it looks like the world's ugliest minivan

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 28

Classic presidential move, letting the weather stop you.

In contrast to Trump's weird picnic being cancelled, this is the famous George Washington crossing the Delaware. He's standing on the boat as they row across the river.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 27

I think he plays for the national team.

A Norway world cup jersey with the name Harisonfjord and the number 38

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 27

I wish every techbro fascist a very happy Jeremy Bentham.

Jeremy Bentham's stuffed corpse looking like 200 lbs. of cabbage patch shit. His severed head, looking like a giant raisin sits between his feet during one of the rare times it wasn't stolen by frat guys.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 26

What kind of baseline for humiliation do you have to be maintaining for this to be in any way humiliating?

A headline reading "Donald trump's Freedom 250 faces fresh humiliation as Vanilla Ice Concert canceled" with a subheading: "Vanilla Ice was supposed to perform during donald trump's great american state fair on friday, june 26, before the concert was cancelled due to heavy rainfall in Washington, D.C." There is also a picture of Vanilla Ice grinning like a guy in a combination plastic surgery / male enhancement pill commercial with an exceptionally ugly american flag baseball hat. His soul patch looks tattooed on.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 26

A Thierry Henry World Cup 2006 Pog?! Source: www.milkcapmania.co.uk/1260-FIFA-Wo...

A milkcap of Thierry Henry from the 2006 world cup in Germany. He's wearing the French Kit in blue with a red stripe across the chest. He's wearing #12 and walking on the pitch with a blurred crowd behind him.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 25

When the stock performs like one of your rockets.

Debris from a SpaceX rocket launch shooting across the frame from lower right to upper left. The debris is made up of hundreds of streaks of fire like shooting stars extinguishing taxpayer money at an insane rate.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 25

Eggs you say???

Marc Andreessen with his egg looking noggin

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 25

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 22

Ex:

An old 1990s style cyber face art with wires and neon coming out of it captioned I am SHODAN. Can you not comprehend my glory, Hacker? and a picture of Alan Greenspan smirking captioned "do u want 2 cyber???"

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 21

Amazing memes coming out of the World Cup.

A still from the Iran Belgium game which shows Iran's keeper and defender both diving for a ball which has been shot by number 5 from Belgium. The ball looks to be going between the two Iranian players. The gap between them is labeled Strait off Hormuz. The game ended tied 0-0

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 18

These guys just got added to the @riotfest.bsky.social lineup. Wrong band names only.

Former presidents Biden, Obama. Bush, and Clinton at the opening of the Obama Center in Chicago.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 17

Doctor, My cat won't stop looksmaxxing, is there anything you can do? Doctor: I've got just the thing.

A package of the medicine Clavacillin (amoxicillin and clavulanate potassium tablets) labeled as veterinary tables 125 mg. The package is blue paper sitting on a dark marble countertop.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 14

Not a lot of people know that this is the actual voice of Sam Eagle from The Muppets.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 10

😬

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 6

So Blue sky mod tags now are specific to San Antonio?

A screenshot of a bsky post of an image that says Knicks Win with the comment DUB. The account is labeled with the "Gloats over Harm" moderation tag.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 5

The inverse relationship in the value of the 1996 Toyota Corolla vs the 1996 Adam Corolla.

A graph of an inverse relationship between values A and B on the x and y axis going from 0-5.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 5

I personally love that this candidate statement for the MD Governor/Lt. Governor race hits the sweet spot between yelling insane shit into your notes app and using AI to edit your campaign materials. #politics

$Nancy Jane Taylor / Rachel Hannah “Mohawk” Swift R - Republican No website provided WELL I HAVE AN AMAZING RESPONSES BUT I apolo.\nGize, SAMSUNG I SAID APOLOGIZE. I don’t know if it’s my horrible cheap Samsung or this website, but it does not copy and paste what so ever. I’m sorry. I cannot be more thorough with my responses. AS I INTENDED ORIGINALLY NOTHING Whatsoever, because it will not remain on the screen. WE’RE TURNING BACK TO EMPTY FIELDS IT deletes ALL TEX as I click off this page EACH TIME you’ll have to catch me on the flip side TRUST ME! U WILL HEAR OUR VOICES I am the best campaign strategist ever!! IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY y DO YOU THINK I’M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN 2024 2026* 2028 2032AD *STATEWIDE. i received 1% of the vote in West Virginia 2326 votes! Looking at 2020 results IF CAN BE BEAT, yes SO CAN i Google REPUBLICAN PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS WV 2024 NOW MY MOTHER’S GOVERNOR TAYLOR AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET AS THE CANDIDATE. I’M JUST LIEU. SWIFT it’s all about beating 2028$

Promote healthier lifestyles more socialization promote
blood & living kidney donations i’m doing everything in my
power 2 keep my mom out of hospital hospitalizations is
not acceptable. You are NOT coming out that hospital any
better than you went in this corrupt pharma health care
system you are better off praying to any deity you can think
of for a cure Don’t give me started on how it cost if they
transp u wrong! AN EXTRA $10,000 MORE IF U HAPPENED
TO GO to Carroll co hospital<NW HOSP=POISION
WOW AS A RINO, the description of question indicates
policy is shady at best. Wow! I do believe some people (R)
missing the 2020 ECONOMY RIGHT ABOUT NOW! correct
DOES NOT HAVE GOOD IDEA agree BUT BANKRUPTCY !! We
WOULD NEVER HAVE never GONE INTO t CURRENT SEVERE
GREAT DEPRESSION W IN THE OVAL OFFICE SO I CANNOT
RETYPE UP MY GOOD RESPONSES look is MESSING UP! NO
JUSTIFICATIONS, OK FOR A CHANGE, LET’S HAVE NO EGOw HEART EMOJII
PERSONAL GREED

UNDER AGE CHILDREN MINORS 4-YEAR-OLDS, 8-YEAROLDS, 15-YEAR-OLDS BUT NOT LIMITED TO, KIDDO (R) IN
CAGES LET’S SEE YOUR CHILD IN ONE THOSE U WOULD BE
SCREAMING! THE KIDS COMMITTED NO CRIMES. THEY ARE
UNDER EIGHTEEN. THAT IS NOT A GREEN LIGHT! For you to
drop your pants again & again Sorry I do not have enough
space to write again +1,200X PLEASE CALM DOWN YOUR
SINFUL LUST UNLAWFUL ACTIVITIES WITH JUVENILES FOR
THOSE LITTLE KITTYs
Taylor gone to church all of her life SHE READS HER BIBLE
EVEN AT 3AM! SHE UNDERSTANDS THE CAMEL CANNOT GO
THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. U DON’T NEED A SIXTY
DOLLAR $60 “CHINA BIBLE” TO TELL U THAT. FYI CORRECT She
has not had any sexual activities with anyone under 18yo She
ONLY HAD SEXUAL ACTIVITY w ONLY 2 MEN [NOT +1200little
teen kitty] gave live births indicating birthdays included
to13children SHE WILL WIN THIS ELECTION! Lieu/DAUGHTER
R.SWIFT2024# is THE BEST CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST EVER

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 5

Like this?

The poster of I Want To Believe from The X-Files

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 2

Irony is dead.

A clip from a new article which reads:
Steyer’s ascent in the polls has been met with more than $35 million of opposition spending from “California Is Not for Sale,” a group funded by the California Association of Realtors, the California Building Industry Association, the Chamber of Commerce, PG&E and an electrical workers union.

Dave@daswickerman· Jun 2

Throwback to that time I saw a guy watching idol videos with a pepper's ghost device on his iPad in the middle of a big conference.

A man sitting on a white couch, viewed from the side. He's wearing futuristic wired headphones and holding an iPad like a serving tray at eye level. On the iPad is an inverted pyramid shape made of clear plastic which is generating a pseudo holographic display of sexy idol content in the style of a haunted mansion gaff

Dave@daswickerman· May 25

Win really needs to be featured on the top dogs of the week by @weratedogs.com

Arsenal's team dog Win, a chocolate lab. She's the first dog to win the premier league trophy. She's standing on the pitch at Arsenal's stadium with the trophy, her toy trophy and toy bottle of champagne. She's also wearing a Premier League winner's medal along with her normal collar. She's a very good girl.

Dave@daswickerman· May 22

Abomination

A waffle House style sign which reads Shoney's

Dave@daswickerman· May 21

It's going to be absolutely devastating when Matthew Lesko starts shilling his book on how to claim your J6 reparations.