my wife made this blanket for her new niece and mailed it to Sweden. she’s so talented.

grilling makes me happy

i checked and this is real lmao

a perfect lunch

i mean,,,,, kind of?

weather app trying to look on the bright side

soy yo

spicy kimchi grilled cheese

i mean just fucking look at this beauty

astute commentary, espn

i mostly love duolingo but this shit happens all the time. i am literally not wrong here. there was no way for me to know that’s the answer they wanted. that answer, while also correct, is not a foregone conclusion based on the English.

we grilled for independence day. on the menu: corn on the cob, broccoli and a sausage dog (with bbq sauce and kimchi on mine)

go get one but here’s the bingo card

tysvm @loyaltybooks.bsky.social!

it me. Robert. from Missing-company.

between this and the fireworks, i am just gonna leave my hearing aids out on independence day. www.wusa9.com/article/life...

whoa what did i miss here

yes and and allow me to submit my Data tattoo as evidence

the Nationals had a win probability of at least 96.6 percent in the last three games and lost every single one

found you

started a newsletter to talk about myself

for real!

if i ever drink again, this 60-year-old bottle of wine is first up

a tale in two texts

my dad commuted an hour plus each way and worked worked a ton. in spite of that, he was always there for me. my assistant scoutmaster. my biggest band supporter. he taught me what it was to be yourself and to love unconditionally. i am more grateful than he knows. love you, dad. happy father’s day.

it’s that time of year

continuing my solo weekend food excursions: oxtail pho tacos

sorry for the blur but i was really hungry lmao

same

you can not convince me that this guy, from a new hbo max cult documentary, is not steve zahn