Now watching

That’s Spurs basketball

Oh wait NOW it’s a party the gorilla showed up

It’s not a party till the big robot shows up

Disregard how fat I’ve gotten, this is the best shirt I’ve ever owned. Custom fit guayabera by my boy Javier in San Antonio

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

Always Be Crankin’ it

I’m at the IHOP. I’m at the Applebees. I’m at the combo IHOP Applebees

This doughnut better calm the f down

It’s dangerous out there take this

No one: Bluesky:

10/10. No notes.

Not bad, not bad

I love it when the skyline aligns

Waiting to see Project Hail Mary and you know I had to get the helmet

She’s almost 15. I can’t believe it. Here’s a snap from her quince photo shoot this weekend

no babe don’t stop

Timeline cleanse

@ziibiing.com got me the old man watch of my dreams for Valentine’s Day and I put it on an expansion bracelet from Speidel just to add to the grandpa vibes. Don’t miss out on the Timex Marlin collection for a great affordable automatic watch

Gon’ fishin’

We out here

We’re back baybee

Oh it’s going down today!

Look at this absolute beast of a bike

Fuck it. Here’s one for #thighsThursday

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed

I hate these “gen x was this…” posts on IG but this one hit home

Now Watching (for International Men’s Day) the manliest movie there’s ever was

Just put up the International Men’s Day tree. What do you think?

Daytime posters right now