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Dave Shelton

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Dave Shelton@davidashelton· 9d

I was intrigued by this little patch of resistance. I assume this is the part of the house occupied by indomitable Gauls.

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· 21d

Couple of bears drawn in grey ink with a brush pen

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Jul 15

Fish Man: a tragedy

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Jul 3

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Dave Shelton@davidashelton· May 28

Accidentally poetically apt paywall fade-out from an old New Statesman article about the death of Talk Talk front man Mark Hollis…

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· May 7

The spirit of David Lean lives on in this epic filmed on location on my chest

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Apr 21

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Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Apr 11

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55 birds drawn in white line on a black background

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Mar 17

Young Ned Trumpet

Cute young Ned Trumpet (who is an elephant) looking slightly pensive in a red and white striped long sleeved T shirt (model’s own)

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Feb 25

Slightly disturbing grey tonal cartoon of a startled young elephant

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Feb 13

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Ball (Fake fur, mind)

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Feb 8

Procreate image of two heads. Quite colourful, by Dave’s standards. Only mildly disturbing.

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 22

Notebook 27: Decoys

Pfft

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 19

Notebook 27: Ultra Mega

Huh! Neither ultra nor mega this is another page of unworthy notebook doodles distinguished only by being so exceptionally lacklustre

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 17

Notebook 27: Red

Usual nonsense but in red - as if that makes anything any better.

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 16

Notebook 27

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 15

Notebook 27: "Bloody mods with their librettos!"

Same old same old. More of Shelton's doodle fragments, once again demonstrating the poverty of, at once, his imagination, ambition, talent, ability and attention span

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 11

Notebook 27: Island of Lost Souls

He's cropping the images now! Presumably there were things on the rest of these pages that were EVEN MORE WORTHLESS than what's here!

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 10

Notebook 27: Do Less

More drawings of cartoon elephants

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 9

Notebook 27: The Book of Ned

Mostly drawings of a cute cartoon elephant. Presumably called Ned.

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 8

Notebook 27: Look Out! He's Got a Book!

Even more half-hearted scrawled and insubstantial doodles from Mr Shelton who now appears to be years past his frankly negligible prime. It's sad, really.

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 5

Notebook 27: "At the End of the Day, You Have to Get Up Very Early"

Dumb drawings, silly words and some swearing

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 4

Notebook 27: Oof!

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 3

Notebook 27: Leaving a Mark

A double page spread of doodles in an A6 Muji notebook. Same old same old, really, but with a bit of blue and red pencil colouring in places.

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 2

Notebook 27: Art of the Title

Substandard at best

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Dec 1

Notebook 27: 01 Jun 2025

Usual old tosh

Dave Shelton@davidashelton· Nov 28

Not from the notebook, this is an A4 sheet I've been doodling on in spare moments for a while...

Densely packed page of doodle drawings in black ink with occasional use of grey wash and red and blue pencil. Also contains some words (including some swearing, so at least, if you're relying on alt text, you've been spared that).