Why, in the Year Of Lady Gaga Two Thousand And Twenty Six, are software developers still using text editors that don’t understand both vertical and slanted apostrophes?

I like to imagine that we live in a world where Lady Gaga still occasionally walks around the house in these.

Some stupid guy chases tornadoes because he doesn’t know how to masturbate. No, really. Just watch this completely stupid video of a stupid guy being stupid. It’s so stupid.

Has “storm chaser” been classified as a mental disorder yet?

Near my office in downtown Phoenix. Hundreds of people pass by it every day. Maybe more. It’s been there, undisturbed, for weeks.

Hey, friends. This is the data to input for those Pantone birth chart color palettes we’re all seeing. Don’t. Just don’t. Someone will use this data for nefariousness. They’ll scour social media to see your post so they’ll have even more info about you. The Zodiac is fake. So are the colors.

…For All Mankind SPOILERS AHEAD . .. … I found this on the Wikipedia page for the song “Blinding Lights” by The Weeknd, which played during the final scene as we sped past Saturn into deep space and zoomed in on what appears to be the Russian ship abandoned mid journey to Mars in season 3…

The view from my bed tonight.

So I’m in Las Vegas for some reason. From one window in my room I can see the biggest beach ball I’ve ever seen. It’s concerningly large, honestly. From the other window I can see another hotel under construction that is shaped like a guitar for what I assume are very good reasons.

Me and @unitron1.bsky.social at the Desert Botanical Garden in Phoenix. A gorgeous day to enjoy a sunset in the Sonoran Desert.

One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken of the Sonoran Desert. January 2019 near the Apache Wash Trailhead in northern Phoenix.

I finally got around just now to updating my profile pic with a picture from last summer. Here are my 2012, 2019, 2021, and 2025 profile pics. I'm consistent with grey shirts and plain backgrounds. Somehow more and more grey from the shirts keeps getting into my beard and hair.

Here’s what the 22nd Amendment says about that:

Did you know Bluesky labeled your account as spam because of unnecessary, contrarian replies like this? No comparison is fully valid. I pointed out what was similar - AI images make me want to get away from people who use them, like cigarettes do. Look where the red arrow is pointing. Spam indeed

What an asshole 😆

Me and @coryw.bsky.social hanging out at Hula’s in Phoenix. He drove from Flagstaff to Mexico and then turned around for this picture.

I miss being able to shame corporations into better behavior like we used to be able to do on The Bad Site That’s probably part of why Nelo Smuk bought it This isn’t storage space for shopping carts. Where they are is supposed to be for wheelchairs to access their vehicles without being in traffic

BAD RESTAURANT! BAD!!! Forks, and all utensils, should always be handles up so people don’t get their filthy fingers all over the part I’m going to put in my mouth.

Dad is still ignoring me. It’s been almost two years since I’ve spoken with him.

I don't mean to be judgy but

Do you want Borg? This is how you start the Borg.

Well now I know not to eat any snakes or insects I find in the area. How about venomous snakes and insects? Any of those in the area?

For the doubters.