You:

I'll drink to that!

She's right behind me, isn't she?

Alas, I was too slow.

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? Runners up were Little Miss Sunshine and Once.

I'm going to SDCC, i should really wear a divisive shirt:

Saw Obsession. It was ok. It was more awkward than scary to me. People should really watch "Ruby Sparks" which follows a similar story setup but has profoundly more depth.

This is the face of someone caught masturbating in public

The Rock is pleased

The Sammy Hag-bar

My love for cinema started here

Oh how I wish anywhere in southern California could fry fish this properly or at least stop over-breading popcorn shrimp

If a place looks like this, the food is gonna be GOOD.

I convinced an unwittingly local into doing a shot of Malort with me in a tiki bar in Winston Salem, NC.

You merely adopted cringe. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT.

It disintegrated

I made "Reflecting Pools" created by Sarah Dahlinger

You ever just be like?

I had to look it up and it's called "David's Tent" On behalf of all "Davids" I completely dissavow this tent's representation. Furthermore, all the times I camped as an Eagle Scout growing up would have been fare better with a pool in my tent.

The REAL question is "where was Waldo on January 6th?"

So. I have an idea for the next Fast and Furious movie...

It looks different than the one from my childhood

What’s it like in your head?

I updated the header for my resume a bit

#makeaterriblecomicday2026