David

@davids

I'm a slim yet muscular-looking, tall, dark, handsome man (cough); OK, big fat ugly balding git. I write a bit. Website: (However, it's just a concept)

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David@davids· 4d

I visited Jane Austen's house in Chawton today, which seemed an entirely sensible way to spend a morning, and considerably more interesting than most sensible things.

Jane Austen's house in Chawton, Hampshire

David@davids· Jul 22

Sitting on a bench reading when I had a little visitor #Robin, Physic Garden, #Petersfield, #Hampshire

Robin in the Physic Garden, Petersfield, Hampshire

Robin on a bench in the Physic Garden, Petersfield, Hampshire

David@davids· Jul 16

A new album is coming out featuring Count Binface and Farage.

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A satirical album cover parody titled Another One Bites the Dustbin. The cover has a vintage vinyl LP design with a worn, retro look and a partially visible black record sliding from the sleeve.

On the left stands Count Binface in a dark suit and cape, wearing his signature metal bin helmet and giving a thumbs-up.

On the right is a caricature of Nigel Farage at a lectern, set against dramatic stage lighting.

Large lettering across the top reads 'Another One Bites the Dustbin', with 'Binface v Farage' beneath. The sleeve is marked '33⅓ RPM' and 'Stereo', with a sticker advertising tracks including 'The Final Count Down', 'Count on Me', and 'many others', presenting the artwork as a spoof political comedy album.

David@davids· Jul 16

@imnotmerida.com If he is on a low-carb diet, it's excellent.

David@davids· Jul 8

Brilliant from Rachel Reeves re Farage

David@davids· Mar 30

I wonder if AI was used to generate this ad

David@davids· Feb 20

Birthday well spent: 63 today; celebrated with Ruth and my granddaughters, a cinema trip, and lunch. Their handmade cards? Absolute masterpieces of stick-figure art. I don't know if I should frame them or submit them to the Tate Modern.

David@davids· Nov 29

Posted our letters to Santa today before stopping off for haircuts. Granny had already cut Grandpa’s hair this morning, so he’s ahead of the game. Feeling festive, tidy, and ready for Moana.