Capitol Hill Sidewalk Square Reviews
@davidstoesz
Hail Satan!
good one because of the reflected light from a glass building, it's real pretty when that happens.
Her description of modern slavery in Qatar is particularly fucked up. What is this story, seriously? Why do you have a guest who is slathering euphemisms over human rights abuse? What is the news value of this???
Gotta come back to this one. Too durn dirty to see
A square that dares ask a single question: What is a square?
The graceful curve of her manhole cover-accommodating upper left corner like she's wearing a beret. Good shit.
Dappled with light. Unobstructed. Pretty good, no major flaws. 8/10
Yes, goddamnit, YES you sickos, more of this. Where are all the demons and the Satanic imagery? Ppl give lip service to Satan, but when do they gather to sin in Satan's name?? This is what these times call for. Follow the example of The Cuff. Hail Satan! Ave Satanas! Infinity out of 10.
Normal Isn't? Who are these people? Looks dumb. 2/10.
Vermillion Gallery 18th Anniversary Go bold, make 'em hunt for the details. A tried and not actually that true method, but combined with a reference to ass grabbing (?) and the fab 60s/Anatomy of a Murderesque graphic, we shall allow it. 7/10
This is not a poster on Capitol Hill, it's the Outlook UI. I give it a negative one billion for its overlapping, completely unfunctional and conflicting pop-ups.
It's beautiful. Attention grabbing. You can read it. You know what it is. Evocative, functional and artistic. Spirited. KEXP DJ John Richards, part owner of Life on Mars, blocked me, but no points subtracted for that, because I'm a large spirited and magnanimous as shit. 20/10
"Urn for a Past Self Queer healing in community Ceramics and writing workshop" The boldness invites you in. The originality and awesomeness of the event overcome the borderline illegibility of the small print. At least according to the heart, which gives a 10/10. The head says 7/10.
A parade, a rally. A parade rally. Time/date/location info scattered like leaves across an inspiring cinderblock background. Top 1/3 unutilized. And, why not, a tiny heart. Free! 22/100
Everything a poster should be, as long as you don't think "everything" should include helping me, an outsider to whatever this is, understand whatever this is, which I don't. 10/10
That's not what I look for in a piece of shit.
Seattle Times covers Real Change, but only to cast doubt on their price increase. "Vendors" in the hed = one vendor in the story.
Donations needed for the WHEEL Shelter for Mother's Day, and also on every other day. First Presbyterian on First Hill. Check this list of requested items.
I don't actually care, but purely from a place of no-stakes recreational arguing/work procrastination: You still get like 75% of the vertical space with letterboxing. No one has standard definition anymore. High def is standard. I don't want every vintage actor looking like David Byrne.
Dunny Wistnut says it's a disturbing gaffe to embrace taxing the rich. A policy the paper's own reporting says is overwhelmingly popular, even with Repubs. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Interesting that this is exactly the maximum width of a Metro bench, to prevent anyone from lying down. 4 could be a magic number for hostile design, both intentional and negligent.
Procrastinating takes the form of starting lists of things no one asked or cares about
Here's a poster I made in like 20 minutes (not a show I organized).
Not pictured, our drummer Jen who also says to buy a ticket
Ok fine! We made a video for Shake it for the Leaves, a benefit for the Homeless Remembrance Project, this coming Wednesday March 11 at Chop Suey in Seattle. Ll Get yer tix here chopsuey.com/tm-event/sha...
