No way they got the Carhartt logo on the back of this shirt looking like Riley Reid smdh
Low-T soldiers are being put on a Platinum 69000 Rhino 69 supplement regimen
Really enjoyed Chuck Klosterman's Football, the perfect way to ramp up for the football season
I parked my car on one of the more sus streets in San Francisco, going to some shows tonight, and I come back to find somebody clipped my car 😭
My long-standing rule on fortune cookies is not to read the fortune paper slip until I've swallowed the cookie, so I can't back out. But how am I supposed to accept the "learn Chinese" phrase in my fortune cookie to be the word fortune cookie?
Lithuanians really just be drinking bread water (world food mini-mart going crazy)
My working theory is that Denny and Bryan Johnson are the result of performing The Transported Man from the movie The Prestige. But instead of drowning the hidden clone (Denny) in a vat of water, they used a vat of chick peas and Denny ate his way out of it
There's only one band that could proclaim themselves to be an American band, haven't seen anyone else even try
Offering LeBron a personal remote control to raise and lower the Tower Bridge whenever he wants
Had my phone blowing up for a few hours because my gaming group chat was debating physical media vs digital gaming ownership. Basically the usual twitter-fried-brain guy arguing against the rest of us, while we all team up on him. But a true highlight was him bringing up this in his argument:
What it's like being a life-long San Francisco Giants hater, after having lived through #evenyearmagic , getting this Giants shit-show season:
Have no choice but to move Justin Herbert up the QB ranking after last night
Bucks asking Claude how to do a Face/Off with Giannis and Thanasis
It is cannon that Cleatus, the NFL on Fox robot, wears #34. Is this meant to be an acknowledgement of Rule 34 Cleatus????
Crushing up Smurfs with a pestle and mortar to pour into my reflecting pool, to get it blue